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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 01/13/2006
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: gosteelers; hookemhorns; ofst; redskins; tgif
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To: Michael Goldsberry
Also for the Hokie Pokie...
461
posted on
01/13/2006 9:20:10 AM PST
by
laney
(Happy 2006!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Happy 29th birthday. Ya drunk yet?
462
posted on
01/13/2006 9:20:58 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mr. August)
To: Dashing Dasher; Maximus of Texas
No, I love Max because he is retarded. And he makes me look good, because he makes so many mistakes!
463
posted on
01/13/2006 9:23:21 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Dashing Dasher
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
464
posted on
01/13/2006 9:24:44 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(Now if you have a taste for this experience..And you’re flushed with your very first success)
To: najida
What movie are these from?
"How are you?"
"I gotta go pee!"
and
"Where were you wounded?"
"In the butt-ocks"
"Damn! I'd like to see that!"
465
posted on
01/13/2006 9:24:51 AM PST
by
fredhead
(The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
To: peacebaby; fredhead; najida; Dashing Dasher
To: fredhead
467
posted on
01/13/2006 9:26:07 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: najida
How do you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
468
posted on
01/13/2006 9:26:26 AM PST
by
fredhead
(The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
To: BJClinton
These things are organic. They either stick or they don't. I believe I'll be using "whoppy" as much as stuned beeber and the rest.
Stuned beeber and Tiajunna and the rest were successful because of a LOT of pinging to the scene. I thought "dumbies" would stick, but it never really caught on.
If whoppy is going to stick, it's because of the line "in the morning, I have a cup of coffee then I take a big whoppy." That's hilarious.
469
posted on
01/13/2006 9:26:53 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: BJClinton
Two conference calls and I'm there!
I can't wait to figure out who to participate with laryngitis.
Oh well...
470
posted on
01/13/2006 9:27:43 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Never. Max never goes out of style.
471
posted on
01/13/2006 9:27:52 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
To: Michael Goldsberry
Why don't you come up to the lab
and see what's on the slab
I see you shiver
with antici.................pation!
But maybe the rain
isn't really to blame
so I'll remove the cause
but not the symptom!!
472
posted on
01/13/2006 9:28:49 AM PST
by
fredhead
(The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
To: Michael Goldsberry; najida; fredhead
So what do Virgins need to know about the RHPS?
473
posted on
01/13/2006 9:30:01 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: fredhead
What movie...
How are you today, sir?
Better. Better bring me a bucket... I'm gonna throw up
474
posted on
01/13/2006 9:30:19 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: laney
Energy is not continuous, but comes in small but discrete units. 1 Yeah, but the guys will never admit it.
475
posted on
01/13/2006 9:30:36 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
To: peacebaby
Don't ask me, I only have it on video, never been to the theater.
476
posted on
01/13/2006 9:31:15 AM PST
by
fredhead
(The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
To: peacebaby
Virgins will be sold and sacrificed for the price one jellybean.
To: Chanticleer
478
posted on
01/13/2006 9:32:04 AM PST
by
laney
(Happy 2006!)
To: fredhead; Michael Goldsberry
If you've never seen RHPS in a theatre, you're a virgin. Seeing it on video does not count.
479
posted on
01/13/2006 9:33:18 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: r-q-tek86
You got me, I don't know.
But here is one of the hottest scenes ever (IMHO)
"You do know how to whistle don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
480
posted on
01/13/2006 9:33:29 AM PST
by
fredhead
(The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
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