Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.
English Bulldog.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I want a puppy!!
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.
I know where you work....
I wanna say eleventh...
| You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra |
 And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! |
Nice, but where is my Lamborghini??
Cute puppies! The breath is great, ain't it??
I moved and will probably be moving again in a few months.
Is this good news or bad? I know you weren't happy there!
Here's to you finding your life's work.
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
Max, that's only one puppy, two pics of him.
And yes, the breath is great. Although I have noticed one interesting little tidbit about bulldogs. Last night, I'm holding Bosch as we are watching Wedding Crashers. I felt something on my arm, looked, nothing there. Then it hit me. The smell.
Yep, my puppy farted on me.
| You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra |
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And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! |
New tag line in honor of your experience.
| You Should Drive a Ford Explorer SportTrac |
 You've been known to intimidate a few drivers. You rule the road. |
I'd rather an F-350 supercab dually diesel.
A travesty. Vote for Pedro!
Mine too!
Happy Birthday!
I'm home sick with the flu - this kinda sucks.
LOL!
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