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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 01/13/2006
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: gosteelers; hookemhorns; ofst; redskins; tgif
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To: EX52D
Saw a guy try and jump a car.
He almost made it.
His trucks hit the roof, his feet hit the windshield lip, and his face hit the pavement where he slid for a few feet.
What does everyone do?
They clap and cheer instead of checking to see if he still has a face.
1,001
posted on
01/13/2006 1:41:05 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tagline subverted for nefarious plans of nefariousness.)
To: teenyelliott
1,002
posted on
01/13/2006 1:41:22 PM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
To: EX52D
OMG, this thread is over 1,000. That's hugh.
1,003
posted on
01/13/2006 1:42:04 PM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: najida
What she says: "CJ I need clothes, you smell, I want a new house, Brad pitt sucks, Like my new jewelry? new car? I love being a celebrity, whole foods is a great store, the bed sheets are stained again you silly. Stop being so rough!"
What I hear: "CJ I need xxxx, you xxxx, I want x xxx xxxxx, xxxx xxxx xxxx, CJ do xxx xxxx my xxx xxxxxx? xxx xxx? x love xxxxx x xxxxxxxx, xhole xxxxx xx a xxxxx xxoxx, xxx xxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxxx again you silly. xxxxx xxxxxx xx rough!"" ruff ruff!
1,004
posted on
01/13/2006 1:42:05 PM PST
by
CJ Wolf
(BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
To: Darksheare
Yeah,
I call those 911 events.
Like you should have a phone in your hand while they're happening.
1,005
posted on
01/13/2006 1:42:38 PM PST
by
najida
(Armadillos dug 2 dozen holes in my yard last night-- in an attempt to break my ankles this morning.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
We'll live with the spare tire guys - but we'll lust for the chiseled guys.
As you will live with us, non-perfect woman, and stare at pictures of ... well, you know.
1,006
posted on
01/13/2006 1:43:33 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
To: CJ Wolf
LOL!
So does Michael Douglas.
1,007
posted on
01/13/2006 1:43:42 PM PST
by
najida
(Armadillos dug 2 dozen holes in my yard last night-- in an attempt to break my ankles this morning.)
To: Darksheare
Ouch...so DID he have a face left?
1,008
posted on
01/13/2006 1:43:44 PM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
To: PaulaB; tuffydoodle
I smelled smoke this morning when I left the house but didn't see any. Tuffy is north of Ft Worth so she may be getting a bunch of smoke. I'm out towards Weatherford.
To: Dashing Dasher
To: teenyelliott
It's been a while since it's gone over 1,000, huh?
1,011
posted on
01/13/2006 1:44:30 PM PST
by
EX52D
(Happy New Year Freepers!)
To: CJ Wolf; najida
They are. Have you every dated one?Yes.
1,012
posted on
01/13/2006 1:45:05 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
To: najida
It's like watching a train wreck, you can't look away, you just HAVE to watch.
My brother used ot skateboard.
He'd been pretty good at it too.
The idiot quit skateboarding.
Now he wishes he hadn't.
1,013
posted on
01/13/2006 1:45:23 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tagline subverted for nefarious plans of nefariousness.)
To: teenyelliott
T's effect on Max:
To: Darksheare
Yeah,
I've seen folks do things and all you can think is
"I hope the paramedics are close when they get called!"
1,015
posted on
01/13/2006 1:46:10 PM PST
by
najida
(Armadillos dug 2 dozen holes in my yard last night-- in an attempt to break my ankles this morning.)
To: EX52D
Amazingly, yes.
He had minor scrapes to his cheek and forehead.
1,016
posted on
01/13/2006 1:46:24 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Tagline subverted for nefarious plans of nefariousness.)
To: All; yall
Have a great weekend, y'all!
1,017
posted on
01/13/2006 1:46:47 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Lean on me, when you're not strong, and I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
1,018
posted on
01/13/2006 1:47:19 PM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Darksheare
You win the award for pushing us on the 1k mark.
To: Auntbee
Auntbee, you've been quiet today. What gives?
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