[CJ Wolf]

What she says: "CJ I need clothes, you smell, I want a new house, Brad pitt sucks, Like my new jewelry? new car? I love being a celebrity, whole foods is a great store, the bed sheets are stained again you silly. Stop being so rough!" What I hear: "CJ I need xxxx, you xxxx, I want x xxx xxxxx, xxxx xxxx xxxx, CJ do xxx xxxx my xxx xxxxxx? xxx xxx? x love xxxxx x xxxxxxxx, xhole xxxxx xx a xxxxx xxoxx, xxx xxx xxxxxx xxx xxxxxx again you silly. xxxxx xxxxxx xx rough!"" ruff ruff!

[najida]

LOL!

So does Michael Douglas.