As I once told a guy who came to my friends restaurant in Miami wearing his hurricanes hat: "This aint a ballpark. Take it off now!"
Men who wear hats indoors better be circumsized, if you know what I mean. Otherwise, they should get flogged along with the a-sholes who blast hip hop out their windows at 3AM.
Why is it whenever you hear loud music whether emanating from someone's home or car, it is always hip-hop? You never hear country or rock blaring from somebody's car. It is always rap! Drives me nuts!
One of my pet peeves is pulling up next to someone's "thumping" vehicle where the music (again, always hip-hop) is playing so loud that my stomach shakes.
You would hate it here then. Nobody takes a ball hat off here, inside or out.