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Britney Spears Tops 'Worst Dressed'
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Posted on 01/10/2006 5:26:26 PM PST by BenLurkin
LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears topped Mr. Blackwell's 46th annual "Worst Dressed" list for wearing clothes that he said made her look like an "over-the-hill Lolita."
"When it comes to Couture Chaos, this Tacky Terror should take a bow — looks like an over-the-hill Lolita," Mr. Blackwell said in a statement released Tuesday.
Bohemian teen tycoon Mary-Kate Olsen was the next target of the acid-tongued fashion critic. He called her clothes "bag lady rags" and "depressingly decayed."
Jessica Simpson followed Olsen. Though her Daisy Dukes shorts landed her on the pages of numerous magazines, Mr. Blackwell said she "resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel — slingin' hash in a Vegas diner."
The other offenders on Blackwell's list of fashion flops were Eva Longoria, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Shakira, Anna Nicole Smith and Renee Zellweger.
Blackwell said Hilton — who topped his list two years ago — "still looks like yesterday's cheesecake ... with a side of kitsch."
Lohan is "drowning in grown-up groaners," he said, while Zellweger looks like "a painted pumpkin on a pogo stick."
"2005 turned out to be a particularly bad year for couture chaos, wardrobe wrecks and stylistic sleaze," Blackwell said. "These woman may be fabulously talented in their respective fields, but when it comes to fashion, they resemble weary weeds in a lovely garden."
TOPICS: Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: hollyweird; publicists
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:26:27 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:27:12 PM PST
by
Poser
To: BenLurkin
These woman may be fabulously talented in their respective fields,OR...they may NOT be. I'll go with the latter.
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:27:50 PM PST
by
ZinGirl
To: Poser
I'm sorry but this guy cracks me up.
At least I posted it is 'chat'.
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:28:27 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: veronica
The other offenders on Blackwell's list of fashion flops were Eva Longoria, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Shakira, Anna Nicole Smith and Renee Zellweger.Worst dress ping
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:29:32 PM PST
by
BigSkyFreeper
("Tucker Carlson could reveal himself as a castrated, lesbian, rodeo clown ...wouldn't surprise me")
To: BigSkyFreeper
Shakira isn't actually "dressed" much of the time.
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:31:11 PM PST
by
muawiyah
(-)
To: muawiyah
That's what I was thinking too.
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:32:29 PM PST
by
BigSkyFreeper
("Tucker Carlson could reveal himself as a castrated, lesbian, rodeo clown ...wouldn't surprise me")
To: BigSkyFreeper
She's got robot teeth, but they're whiter than white.
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:33:03 PM PST
by
jdm
(WWW-WEBMASTER (My grandfather swears it's his email address))
To: muawiyah
Shakira isn't actually "dressed" much of the time.
I'm cool with that LOL
To: BenLurkin
The man is an idiot. Eva L. Bump.
10
posted on
01/10/2006 5:41:47 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: pissant
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:43:33 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68; Mr. Jeeves
You are treading on Jeeve's territory!
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:46:40 PM PST
by
pissant
To: BigSkyFreeper
OK,
I agree with his list,
However, I like the way Shakira dresses.
Otherwise, he's on the money.
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:48:05 PM PST
by
najida
(When I'm good, I'm very very good, and when I'm bad, things get broken.)
To: najida
However, I like the way Shakira dresses. No complaints here. Eva L. is pleasing on the ole eyes too.
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:50:15 PM PST
by
BigSkyFreeper
("Tucker Carlson could reveal himself as a castrated, lesbian, rodeo clown ...wouldn't surprise me")
To: BenLurkin
I think she tops the worst undressed too....., biggest bag of cottage cheese I ever saw !
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posted on
01/10/2006 5:51:49 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: BenLurkin
NO PICS????
You know the rules. Ooh, you're in trouble now.
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posted on
01/10/2006 6:11:08 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: pcottraux
Ahem.
Let us begin with "a piainted pumpkin on a pogo stick":
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posted on
01/10/2006 6:20:49 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: tet68
Hmmm . . .you may be right . . .nothing wrong here . . .
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posted on
01/10/2006 6:22:42 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: BenLurkin
No, no, let's just skip straight to Britney Spears, please. And no pregnant ones, either...she looked like a whale stuck in seaweed.
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posted on
01/10/2006 6:22:42 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: Squantos
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posted on
01/10/2006 6:24:18 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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