Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB
Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.
1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE
2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.
3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P
You think you need a life? I was so tired on New Year's Day that watched about 4 straight hours of "Monk" the detective guy. Pretty good show, though - humorous and fun to figure out how the culprit did the deed.
Thanks for wearing your black armband and supporting me during my unfortunate incarceration!
The orange jumpsuit doesn't work with my skin tone.
I'm guessing it will be a bit hard to dance in those heels, especially once it starts raining. Keep in mind that dancing needs to be continued once the rain starts (see post 8 uniform requirement)
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
Red..............Cherry
Yellow...........Lemon
Green............Lime
Orange..........Orange
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."
One girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh my God!" They're @ssholes!
GO HORNS!
Even if she weren't married, she doesn't seem like a fun dinner date. She would pick, and not want a beer. RRRachel, though
I absolutely love that show...there's another one, but I can't remember it right now...wasn't there one all about heavy equipment?
Oh good! Torture devices! LOL! How "male" of him!
Holy Crap!... Not two of you!
Darlin,
Eating is what I do for a livin'....and as someone who has spent WAY too long dealing with both eating disorders--- severe to the point of having to tube feed AND morbid obesity, right up there at 300% of IBW...
Giada is very underweight, my estimates are at least 20%....one marker is when your elbows and knees are the biggest part of your limbs. She's a sweet girl, don't get me wrong, but she is NOT an example of what a normal woman can achieve in a healthy manner. So I cringe when guys drool over women like her.
It sets up the rest of the female population who are at normal and healthy weights as being 'fat'...that pisses me off.
You really DO hate any body fat, don't you?
Have you guys watched Mythbusters?
Three guys at my airport are going to be on a few episodes. Remember that picture of the airplane that was chopped up by a prop? Well, they tried to recreate that incident...
I don't know the other two - but they came home everyday exhausted. There were three episodes total, if I remember correctly.
I can't wait to see them make donkey's butts out of themselves on TV! LOL!!
Of course..
Just by you saying "Go Horns" automatically gets you a pass.
How are you friend? Are you ready for tonight?
I want the sitework & concrete contract! Have dozers, will travel for hooters!
RQ can do the new design.
Hey we have a new Hooters Casino here...http://www.hooterscasinohotel.com/
Probably not...
Why is that so hard for a man to remember!?
I have never seen the show, but WOW does my son's 5th grade teacher look A LOT like her! From that picture anyway.
Yes, my son LOVES his teacher...LOL.
yeah, we watch that a lot, too. Let us know when your friends will be on.
Toe shoes with heels!
I love them! Not that I'd wear them for long, but they look like fun.
Yes, I'm addicted to shoes.
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