Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB
Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.
1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE
2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.
3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P
LOL...me too.
While I was on holiday last week, we ran into a guy that takes all of his vacation in Thailand. My friend and I kind of looked at each other with a raised eyebrow.
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Indian: Look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: Look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: Extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian: Total look of utter amazement...
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar."
RQ just came by my office to say hi. Were your ears burning?
Paula,
I have the perfect New Year's Resolution.
One you are almost guaranteed to keep.
I hereby resolve to.....
MAKE NO OTHER RESOLUTIONS.
Haven't broken it in seven years.
Sounds good to me friend
"Hey Boy-toy, are you starting trouble again?"
Always!
Hi Paula! Very pleased to make yours as well!
Thanks Millee! Just catching up on the thread between edits on some pleadings...
Burp.
Are you a lawyer? Paralegal?
Todd,
Behave...
She's my FRIEND!!!!
Actually I had a chance to have lunch in your neighborhood today but asked if they could come over to Cowtown instead because I have stuff to get out today.
Welcome BadKitty!
I like your name.
Sorry, that wasn't directed at you BadKitty. My apologies. That was just a reaction to my lunch of Chik-Fil-A nuggets and waffle fries.
Welcome to the show.
It's a freepmail to pissant! < /kidding! >
I'm and all-around litigation assistant...I do paralegal and the administrative support for my team
Thanks so much!! You're all so welcoming! I appreciate that greatly!
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