Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB
Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.
1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE
2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.
3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P
Ha ha ha! He's going to have nightmares now, paula.
Once drunk, consequences be damned, that was sooooo cool!!!!
They would all be dead if it weren't for us.
That's ok, I'm an equal opportunity booby lover.
Seriously,
It's something that a woman either has or doesn't. No amount of foam rubber can fix it.
The whole noticing cleavage thing started when I was in ballet....You know, the super-skinny stick figure ballerina type was what we all wanted to be.
OK, 'cept mine had more weight at the bottom. Even at 99 pounds I had hips :)
ANYHOW, there was this girl in the professional troupe that was pure magic to watch. She was gorgeous! When she was onstage, you didn't look at the prima-ballerina.
At first, we couldn't put our finger on what made her different.... then it hit us! She had actual CURVES.
Granted, it is rare these days, but ballet looks WAY different when done by a woman with boobs and a butt instead of being done by a stick.
Which is why I moved on to the dance I do now. Boobs are nice, a butt is nicer and even a little bit of a love handle makes your shimmies look even better :)
Max is brainally retarded.
Nightmares? Never! Nothing shocks me.
Glad you are back!
Ah, thanks. Flame-war time-out called. I guess I'm not a real FReeper because I've never been banned. I'll give it my best shot though:
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing? The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five year old, unmarried, and
this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.
Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.
A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that area and observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law.
Because the intentions are different...silly boy.
Just call Hooters a Breasteraunt and be done with it ;)
It ain't packed because the food is good. We all know that.
That's a copy and save! Good one!
You two keep talking like that and my head will explode.....
"It ain't packed because the food is good. We all know that."
Mrs. Exile won't let me go to Hooters, and I keep telling her that I heard the wings are great, but nada.
LOL Good one!
Ok, Paul-A-B... you wanna come to Fort Worth for a steak lunch?
I can say it because I say it as like owner of the same equipment and I understand the upkeep and maintenance involved. :)
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