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Producers Imitates Life- pitch your money losing (Brokeback Box Office)films here!
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Posted on 12/31/2005 6:03:20 PM PST by Dutchgirl
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Please add your own...either the film that you KNOW was produced to loose money, or the film you could pitch to Hollywood as a guaranteed turkey designed to offend the masses...
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:03:21 PM PST
by
Dutchgirl
To: Dutchgirl
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:05:38 PM PST
by
Mamzelle
To: Mamzelle
Or..he could star in the remake of "The Sheik"
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:07:59 PM PST
by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
To: Mamzelle
Joan Rivers IS "Mother Theresa."
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:14:53 PM PST
by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
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To: Baynative
terrorists are just plain old folks... Exactly...and that's why the Manuel Noriega story must be told...my pick to play the lead...Tommy Chong! (I understand they tried to use psych ops to get him to surrender, but made the mistake of playing that song about "We're going to lay around the shanty Mama- and get a good buzz on..." )
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:22:57 PM PST
by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
To: Baynative
would be revealed as a fraud. My concern is that Hollywood always seems to get the last laugh. They put out the lie and it lingers in our culture long after the truth is no longer discussed...just look at Alger Hiss.
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:32:12 PM PST
by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
To: Dutchgirl
"My dinner with Osama"
starring Tom Cruise and Al Franken
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:37:40 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: Dutchgirl
There was already a movie about Manuel Noriega and he was played by Bob Hoskins. But I see your point.
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:47:08 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: freedumb2003
How about John Kerry starring in the remake of .."Pack up your Troubles."
![](http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/kerry_uh_greeting.jpg)
![](http://images.heritagecoin.com/images/HNAI/75/617/617012029a.jpg)
And for the part of Oliver Hardy...a death match between Al Franken and Ted Kennedy--no wait. I'd pay to see that...
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:52:48 PM PST
by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
To: Dutchgirl
With Michael Moore as Oliver Hardy
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:54:19 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: Dutchgirl
btw: Who in the world would do a movie based on a play based on a movie?
Especially when the original movie was funnier than the play?
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posted on
12/31/2005 6:55:34 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: Dutchgirl
A remake of "Looking for Mr Goodbar" starring Chelsea Clinton..
To: freedumb2003
a movie based on a play based on a movie? Probably the same people who brought us "Victor/Victoria." I understand Rosie O'Donell is starring in the remake...
or was that the remake of the "Honeymooners"?
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posted on
12/31/2005 7:06:04 PM PST
by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
To: Dutchgirl
In either case, you have to say "EEEEwwwww!!!"
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posted on
12/31/2005 7:10:16 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: Dutchgirl
Cast any member of the sheen family as an American.
To: Dutchgirl; freedumb2003
Despite having the 1968 version memorized, I saw the new Producers today and enjoyed it, ESPECIALLY Gary Beach as Roger De Bris who stole every scene he was in. People are complaining it's a stage show simply filmed, or that it's impossible to match Wilder and Mostel - and both statements are somewhat true. To me it goes back to the classic movie musicals, where clearly the film on a soundstage, but which is still entertaining as anything. Definitely will buy the DVD, and likely will see it again in the theater.
To: gate2wire
How about "The Charlton Heston Story" starring Robert Downey,Jr.
![](http://charltonhestonworld.homestead.com/files/ch-_50snew.jpg)
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posted on
12/31/2005 7:34:02 PM PST
by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
To: Moonmad27
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posted on
12/31/2005 7:34:05 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: Moonmad27
Roger De Bris who stole every scene he was in.. I saw this with my fifteen year old who later explained it to his older brother...he loved how they tried to make WW2 more "Happy and Gay." I just about fell out of my chair at the Busby Berkley swastika bit...it was so over the top, and I could just hear the pitch for Brokeback Mountain in my head, "They're cowboys and they're in love...with each other!" (and Roger De Bris gets his Oscar nomination!)
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posted on
12/31/2005 7:39:20 PM PST
by
Dutchgirl
("We recognize your right to be an ignorant moron," -Just A. Nobody.)
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