Lonely Lennon

NY Post/Page Six ^ | 12/28/2005 | Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson

[lainie]

December 28, 2005 -- Sean Lennon is determined to kick off the New Year with a new girlfriend - and he's asking PAGE SIX to help him find one. "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," John Lennon's singer/songwriter son, 30, told us. "They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples . . . I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to [PAGE SIX]."

[Cecily]

Someone posted this picture in a personal ad??? The house is burning down, in case the prospective Romeo didn't notice.

[Mike Bates]

[MinuteGal]

I think he's using the NY Post as a beard. The ad should keep the speculation at a minimum for at least six months.

Leni

[Dashing Dasher]

Action shot!

You just don't understand the mind of a sick, demented, single, man!

Good for you!

[DeFault User]

Five nipples and long hair, fascinating.

[retrokitten]

I'm an enigma.

[lainie]

LOL!

"Yo! dude! behind you!"

"I know, I know, just take the picture quick!"


but I wouldn't doubt it's a controlled fireman event thing, you know, that they do for training. still funny though.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

[Ditter]

Maybe if a shave and a haircut are in his future, so will be female companionship. He's a mess. Just and aside, a good friend of my daughter went to high school with him in Switzerland. I guess Yoko didn't want him hanging around her house.

[Dashing Dasher]

x==(-b+/-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/(2a).

No, it doesn't!

[retrokitten]

I am still reading that site and I have tears coming down from laughing so hard.

Thanks for the link.

[hattend]

What are you trying to say?

You'll have 351 people in front of you. (referring to feinswinesuksass' "sloppy seconds" comment.

sloppy 352nds

[Dashing Dasher]

Sorry!

[Dashing Dasher]

Same here!

Did you read the John Madden Recaps!

Hilarious!

He has blown eyes!
He has some collage.

[hattend]

Mikey of OCC with a haircut...

I HAVE PIERCINGS. I LIKE PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS. I LIKE CHEESE. I LOVE HOTELS AND NO I WILL NOT DO U AT ONE. I PICK MY NOSE. I LIKE WEIRD PEOPLE. I LIKE GUYS WHO WEAR EYE SHADOW. I USE TO HAVE A CAT THAT WOULD PUKE AND RUN. I LIKE TO HANG OUT AT THE MALL. I HATE SPIDERS. I DONT NO WUT ELSE TO SAY. SO IF U WANNA NO THEN JUST ASK. OH BY THE WAY IM PREGNANT AND IF U DONT WANNA TALK TO ME CUZ I AM THEN FORGET YOU BC U R PROLLY A BIG UGLY NERD ANYWAYS. BYE!

[hattend]

Oops, the letter was from a woman...the pic was just a joke

[hattend]

Curses to you.

I'll be reading that website all night.

I better make a bowel of popcorn.
http://www.patheticpersonals.com/bowel.shtml