Lonely Lennon

NY Post/Page Six ^ | 12/28/2005 | Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson

[lainie]

December 28, 2005 -- Sean Lennon is determined to kick off the New Year with a new girlfriend - and he's asking PAGE SIX to help him find one. "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," John Lennon's singer/songwriter son, 30, told us. "They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples . . . I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to [PAGE SIX]."

[mtbopfuyn]

Yoko can't set him up?

[queenkathy]

Whatever happened to his mother? She was so pretty. Not suggesting he set up with her mind you, just curious! LOL

[skaterboy]

He is crazy!!! Id kill for a woman with 5 nipples..What sane man wouldnt

[GSWarrior]

Does my beard make me look pensive?

[skaterboy]

Yoko is his mom and she is anything but hot

[Mo1]

They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders

Well that rules out the liberal women

[Millee]

His beard looks like the kind that "women" grow when taking male hormone pills while trying to become "men".

[My2Cents]

"They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart.

He's looking for this woman in NY City?! Good luck.

[lainie]

I believe you're thinking of Julian Lennon and his mother, Cynthia..

[DJ MacWoW]

You're thinking of Cynthia. And Julian is her son.

On a side note: Who'd want Yoko as a M-i-L. No amount of cash could make up for that. Poor Sean!

[PeterPrinciple]

must simply be born female.......

kinda particular?

[Cecily]

What is wrong with him that with his pedigree (dad, not mom), money, and connections, he can't find a girlfriend? Is it really that difficult?

[jaydubya2]

Not trying to look too much like his father is he?

[lainie]

Weird that people feel the need to put it that way...

his request is awfully insensitive to the transgendered readership!

[lainie]

He's certainly particular, is all I can see. And weird of course, since he's asking the NY Post's Page Six for help finding a girlfriend. (assuming this is real... looks real...)

[lainie]

Pretty sad that he won't bother with a barber that can shape that thing up. Maybe this is part of his attitude that's keeping him from finding a woman?

[Millee]

That and he looks like the uni-bomber.

[Cincinatus]

"Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45. They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples . .

"I want a girl, just like the girl who married dear old Dad...."

[lainie]

(snicker) it's so weird to put that in a personal ad.

'I'm looking for a simple gal...must be 18, of course, not too much older than 45, because I'm a young man and that seems comfortable to me. Just someone to hang with, but I'm interested in a long-term relationship.' 'Oh, and please, no schizophrenics, crazy people, ladies with deformities or ones born as men. Thanks a bunch!' nutty.