Posted on 12/29/2005 9:33:27 AM PST by lainie
December 28, 2005 -- Sean Lennon is determined to kick off the New Year with a new girlfriend - and he's asking PAGE SIX to help him find one. "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," John Lennon's singer/songwriter son, 30, told us. "They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples . . . I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to [PAGE SIX]."
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What a romantic!
I did a quick search and it turns out this thing is widely reported as NOT a hoax.
Beatle Son Places High-Profile 'Personal Ad'
Sean Lennon looking for a girlfriend
They love Sean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A slew of women has responded to Sean Lennon's PAGE SIX plea yesterday for a girlfriend: some because they think he's sweet, some because they think he's cute, and one who even knows his music.
"It intrigued me see that John Lennon's son would be lonely," said Nakia Dunigan, a 31-year-old mother of two from Chicago who offered to take the rocker out for a night. "This guy sounds like he needs to get out and have some fun!"
On Tuesday, Lennon ? son of Yoko and John ? playfully pleaded with The Post to find him a girlfriend for the new year.
"I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable," Lennon, 30, told PAGE SIX, listing his requirements for a mate: Beautiful, honest, IQ 130 or above, no clinical disorders and no deformities.
Apparently, a number of women not only fit the criteria, but took Lennon's request seriously.
They've read about his dalliances with wild-child Bijou Phillips and Mick Jagger's daughter Elizabeth. They know about his $6 million Greenwich Village townhouse. They think he seems devoted to his mom.
They're impressed that he's sensitive, cool, and, most importantly, available.
"If Sean Lennon is looking for a date, I would love to take him up on it," wrote Erin Kaplan, a 23-year-old New Yorker who works for a magazine. "He seems like a laid-back indie rocker."
Lennon's released his debut solo album in 1998, but it was his vulnerability not his music that compelled women nationwide to e-mail their stats.
"I'm surprised he would put himself out there like that," said Jill Herman, a former Phi Beta Kappa from Charlotte who is 5-foot-7, 117 pounds, with long brown hair. "I thought, why not take a chance?"
"It just touched my heart because I think a lot of people are lonely. It doesn't matter if you are famous or rich," said Cindy Wisniewski of Milwaukee, who thought her 21-year-old daughter, Natalie would make a good girlfriend for the lonely Lennon.
Lennon said he was only half-serious about his PAGE SIX plea, but was nonetheless flattered by the overwhelming response.
Do the applicants find anything odd about answering a tabloid plea for love? Not really.
"He's a single guy in New York City," said Rachel Corey (age: 45, IQ: 183). "I know more about him than the average guy I would meet in a bar. At least I know what he looks like and who his parents are."
stefanie.cohen@nypost.com
"Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," John Lennon's singer/songwriter son, 30, told us.
LOL!!!
Oh boy am I sorry I am married! Who can resist such a plea? But then I guess I would have to do something about my 5th nipple.
I guess by cutting it off at age 45....that leave Yoko out.
DESPERATE!!!
Lucky for me, I'm still in the running!
LOL!!!
Sick Freak - is more like it.
You should have more than 5 nipples.....if you are really a retro kitten.
He's so ronery! Just like Kim Jong Il.....
I was wondering if the 45-year-old cutoff date means Maureen Dowd is out of the running.
With a name like that, she's gotta be flat-chested.
ROTFLMAO!!!
They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples...
You're out of it!
LOL!!!
Call him Mr. Ronery!
and dead....
He looks like he could clean up well. With a trim and maybe a shave he's nice looking. His personality may be another issue.
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