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W.Va. Woman Locked Out of Car by Cat
Associated Press ^ | December 29, 2005 | Associated Press

Posted on 12/29/2005 6:03:25 AM PST by Jet Jaguar

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. -- Locking yourself out of your car is bad enough, but Jeanna Stewart was even more embarrassed when the culprit was not her, but her cat. The Morgantown resident said she was getting a spare house key out her car's trunk on Monday when her cat Mork, one of three in the car, stepped on the automatic door lock. She couldn't unlock the door because she had left her car keys on the driver's seat. "He wouldn't unlock the door for me," Stewart said Tuesday. "He was standing there, saying why aren't you opening the door? I want to go inside." Stewart went into her house and called the Morgantown Fire Department for help. She said she was mainly concerned about freeing Mork and the other cats, Minday and Alex. "They rescued my three little kitties," Stewart said. "I didn't need a rescue for me, just for them."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: hatewhenthathappens; masterplan
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1 posted on 12/29/2005 6:03:27 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Slings and Arrows

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2 posted on 12/29/2005 6:04:02 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar

She needs to get herself a microwave oven...


3 posted on 12/29/2005 6:04:42 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

LOL! I read about that!


4 posted on 12/29/2005 6:05:24 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar

I had a friend (in Missouri, lest anyone think this is unique to W.Va.!) whose Jack Russell terrier did the same thing to her. She ended up having to call the cops to try to break into the car.


5 posted on 12/29/2005 6:06:02 AM PST by steelcurtain
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To: Jet Jaguar

She thinks that's good? My cat turned on the gas on the stove once, another couple hours and our house probably would have gone up.


6 posted on 12/29/2005 6:06:03 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim ("We're a meat-based society.")
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To: Aussie Dasher

You should invite Fawn over here.....

This thread should thoroughly ruin her day...LOL


7 posted on 12/29/2005 6:08:09 AM PST by nevergore (“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
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To: nevergore

I don't think she likes me.


8 posted on 12/29/2005 6:12:44 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Jet Jaguar

He he! We left our cat in the car one night (got to a no-pets hotel very late), and she turned on the lights and windshield wipers and drained the battery!


9 posted on 12/29/2005 6:14:06 AM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: steelcurtain

Yeah, I won't leave my keyes in the truck while My Jacks are in there.


10 posted on 12/29/2005 6:14:33 AM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Jet Jaguar
"He wouldn't unlock the door for me," Stewart said Tuesday. "He was standing there, saying why aren't you opening the door? I want to go inside."

uh.. I don't think so lady. I bet your kitty was saying:

"Begone you lousy DU Troll!!"

11 posted on 12/29/2005 6:16:14 AM PST by Condor51 (Leftists are moral and intellectual parasites - Standing Wolf)
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To: Tax-chick
Lesson is don't piss off the cat.

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

12 posted on 12/29/2005 6:16:24 AM PST by bmwcyle (Evolution is a myth -- Libertarians just won't evolve into Conservatives.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

WILMA!


13 posted on 12/29/2005 6:18:42 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: bmwcyle

Yes, the cat ruled the roost for almost 20 years.


14 posted on 12/29/2005 6:21:39 AM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Tax-chick

Happy New Year to all of the NC gang.


15 posted on 12/29/2005 6:23:13 AM PST by bmwcyle (Evolution is a myth -- Libertarians just won't evolve into Conservatives.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Certainly not man's best friend.


16 posted on 12/29/2005 6:33:28 AM PST by Man50D
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To: steelcurtain; Jet Jaguar

I can't believe they called the cops or Fire Dept...

Don't these people have AAA?

IMHO... the cops and fire fighters have better things to do.


17 posted on 12/29/2005 6:38:22 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (If better were within, better would come out. - - Thomas Fuller)
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To: Jet Jaguar

BTDT.


18 posted on 12/29/2005 6:47:55 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: bmwcyle

And the same to all of you in DC!


19 posted on 12/29/2005 6:48:08 AM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Bump for future kitty humor threads.


20 posted on 12/29/2005 6:56:02 AM PST by PetroniDE (We Don't Live in Texas Anymore --- State Name is Now TAXES !!)
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