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1 posted on 12/29/2005 6:03:27 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Slings and Arrows

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2 posted on 12/29/2005 6:04:02 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar

She needs to get herself a microwave oven...


3 posted on 12/29/2005 6:04:42 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Jet Jaguar

I had a friend (in Missouri, lest anyone think this is unique to W.Va.!) whose Jack Russell terrier did the same thing to her. She ended up having to call the cops to try to break into the car.


5 posted on 12/29/2005 6:06:02 AM PST by steelcurtain
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To: Jet Jaguar

He he! We left our cat in the car one night (got to a no-pets hotel very late), and she turned on the lights and windshield wipers and drained the battery!


9 posted on 12/29/2005 6:14:06 AM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Jet Jaguar
"He wouldn't unlock the door for me," Stewart said Tuesday. "He was standing there, saying why aren't you opening the door? I want to go inside."

uh.. I don't think so lady. I bet your kitty was saying:

"Begone you lousy DU Troll!!"

11 posted on 12/29/2005 6:16:14 AM PST by Condor51 (Leftists are moral and intellectual parasites - Standing Wolf)
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To: Jet Jaguar

WILMA!


13 posted on 12/29/2005 6:18:42 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Jet Jaguar

Certainly not man's best friend.


16 posted on 12/29/2005 6:33:28 AM PST by Man50D
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To: Jet Jaguar

BTDT.


18 posted on 12/29/2005 6:47:55 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Bump for future kitty humor threads.


20 posted on 12/29/2005 6:56:02 AM PST by PetroniDE (We Don't Live in Texas Anymore --- State Name is Now TAXES !!)
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To: Jet Jaguar

"The Morgantown resident said she was getting a spare house key out her car's trunk on Monday when her cat Mork, one of three in the car, stepped on the automatic door lock."


I don't normally speak for God but I believe this is why He invented cat carriers. They're the only safe way for felines to travel.






22 posted on 12/29/2005 7:44:17 AM PST by Rightfootforward
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To: Jet Jaguar
"He wouldn't unlock the door for me," Stewart said

Cat ownership is best left for those which have an IQ over 50.

23 posted on 12/29/2005 8:07:57 AM PST by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: Jet Jaguar; All

Anyone who has a vehicle with auto locks should always keep an extra key in the wallet or hidden somewhere on the outside of the vehicle.


24 posted on 12/29/2005 8:25:56 AM PST by U S Army EOD (LINCOLN COUNTY RED DEVILS STATE CHAMPIONS)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Cats 1, Idiot Democratic Voter 0.

Cats: "ALL YOUR CAR ARE BELONG TO US."


28 posted on 12/29/2005 9:03:22 AM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

"Stewart went into her house and called the Morgantown Fire Department for help."

??

Am I the only one who has 800 keys for each vehicle *inside the house?*

OK, maybe exaggerating a little, but geeez, we have a couple of spares to everything stashed in the house.


38 posted on 12/29/2005 3:14:29 PM PST by Felis_irritable
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