[Babu]

I hate when that happens ...

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1546358/posts

[catpuppy]

Calling Deep Throat ...

[Brilliant]

No doubt, she will sue the phone manufacturer.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Decker said police had closed investigations on the swallowing, the first such incident of its kind here.

How do they know it's so rare? I mean, do they keep statistics on the number of cell phone swallowing incidents?

Obviously, it was dangerous for this woman to have that phone. Good thing she tried to eat it, though -- otherwise he might've taken it away from her and used it against her.

[Fester Chugabrew]

"Can you feel me now?"

[Brilliant]

``I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either.''




But here's the telephone number: 321-222-5555

[Fester Chugabrew]

"I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."

HINT: You can tell by the orifice.

[MotleyGirl70]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1546089/posts

[Mr. Brightside]

Trying to swallow her words?

[Buck W.]

Darwin practice. Better luck next time.

[Born Conservative]

``She just put the entire phone in her mouth..."

That girl has talent....

[MilspecRob]

I love it when people do things that make me feel like less of a dumb Sh*t!

[Graymatter]

...Perhaps she'll die!

[Cvengr]

I wonder if telemarketers have her number? Another memorable Christmas Eve ....

[The Unknown Nobody]

certainly gives a new meaning to STFU....

[Larry Lucido]

Hope she doesn't get cell-ulite.

[Larry Lucido]

"I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."

I think she has the right to remain on silent.

[sweetliberty]

It should hurt to be that stupid. Oh wait, I suspect it does, at least after this incident.

[LSAggie]

Whew--I hoped we weren't that stupid here in Missouri. Just heard on the news that she didn't swallow the cell phone, it was shoved down her throat. Charges are pending against the boyfriend.