[Luke Skyfreeper]

Decker said police had closed investigations on the swallowing, the first such incident of its kind here.

How do they know it's so rare? I mean, do they keep statistics on the number of cell phone swallowing incidents?

Obviously, it was dangerous for this woman to have that phone. Good thing she tried to eat it, though -- otherwise he might've taken it away from her and used it against her.

[Shalom Israel]

How do they know it's so rare? I mean, do they keep statistics on the number of cell phone swallowing incidents?

Only the unsuccessful ones...