Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument

Associated Press ^ | 12/23/05

[Babu]

I hate when that happens ...

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

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[catpuppy]

Calling Deep Throat ...

[kingattax]

thanks....posted 2 min apart

[Brilliant]

No doubt, she will sue the phone manufacturer.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Decker said police had closed investigations on the swallowing, the first such incident of its kind here.

How do they know it's so rare? I mean, do they keep statistics on the number of cell phone swallowing incidents?

Obviously, it was dangerous for this woman to have that phone. Good thing she tried to eat it, though -- otherwise he might've taken it away from her and used it against her.

[Fester Chugabrew]

"Can you feel me now?"

[Brilliant]

``I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either.''




But here's the telephone number: 321-222-5555

[Fester Chugabrew]

"I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."

HINT: You can tell by the orifice.

[MotleyGirl70]

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[Mr. Brightside]

Trying to swallow her words?

[Buck W.]

Darwin practice. Better luck next time.

[Born Conservative]

``She just put the entire phone in her mouth..."

That girl has talent....

[MilspecRob]

I love it when people do things that make me feel like less of a dumb Sh*t!

[Tahoe3002]

I guess she answered the question: "Does she swallow?"

[Graymatter]

...Perhaps she'll die!

[Cvengr]

I wonder if telemarketers have her number? Another memorable Christmas Eve ....

[Cvengr]

Nah,..she'll probably just go into Roaming first.