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Home made. | 16 December 2005 | STEVE

[SteveSpeaking]

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Just listen to some of these instant classics.

Infidels (formally Jingle Bells)

Dashing thru the sand, With a Christian head in hand, While we speak of peace, Our Jihad will not cease!

Watch them wring their hands, Just like we have planned, Oh what fun it is to kill, On our way to paradise!

Infidels! Infidels! We will kill you all! Strapping on our dynamite, At bus stops and the malls!

Infidels! Infidels! We will kill you all! While we speak the words of peace, We'll make sure that you fall!

Last Christmas (Formally White Christmas)

I'm dreaming of the last Christmas. Just like Muhammad has foretold. Where the Christians are weeping, Their corpses seeping, Brains and blood onto the snow!

Oh Holiday Tree (formally Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Holiday Tree! Oh Holiday Tree! We have removed Christianity!

Oh Holiday Tree! Oh Holiday Tree! We tricked them into destiny!

We speak of peace while killing them, They apologize for our mayhem!

Oh Holiday Tree! Oh Holiday Tree! We have removed Christianity!

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[SteveSpeaking]

I think I'm getting all teary eyed.
"And the US government would like to extend our deepest sympathies to the peaceful Muslim country of Iran in the after math of their nuclear accident suffered at their weapons plant..."

He,he,he.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Although Steve isn't a troll, here's what to do for future reference. This is what you do with a troll.

Start from top to bottom. :-P

WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Make sure your sound is on.

[vigilante2]

Congratulations Steve you have made it through the day

The Viking Kitties welcome you aboard

Merry Christmas to you and to ALL

[SteveSpeaking]

Trolling for trolls.
Seek them out.
Deploy and engage them in close combat.

I like the "fatality" effect.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Glad to see you are still around!

[SteveSpeaking]

Thank you, and Merry Christmas to all of you as well.

First I would like to thank my original ancestors who lived in hovels worshiping Oak trees, and of coarse none of this would be posssible without the proliferation of my ilk throughout out the time of Druids, as well........

[Knitting A Conundrum]

You spell truly like I like to!

Welcome to FR!

And my handy-dandy New User FAQ:

New User Rules of Thumb

This is actually a quite friendly place once you realize some basic rules of thumb:

Don't post personal essays in News Activism. In fact, posting personal essays is frowned upon, especially if you don't respond to people who want to discuss it with you.

Don't post duplicate threads

Don't use this as an advertising place

Don't expect it to be a debating society, cause it's not.

Don't post and run. This gets more people marked as trolls than anything.

Don't use it as a place to do your homework.

Don't post in the wrong area.

When in doubt, use your spell checker.

Use the preview function to make sure your paragraphs are there.

Be respectful of the fact that many people who post here love guns, God, and the Constitution.

Viking kitties can be your friends.

Best way to get a feel for it is to get involved with discussions on threads and read a lot of what is being posted.


It's really not necessary to lurk for 6 months, rumour to the countrary!

Special vocabulary:

Zot - when the moderators declare a troll has posted, and the game of pile up on the thread takes place. Frequently symbolized by a lightning strike or an atomic explosion.

Viking Kitties - the ones who do the zotting for the mods! (a great game!)

BTTT - back to the top - when you want to bump a post back up, usually because you don't have the time to read it, but want it on your "My Comments" section.

Hugh - inhouse joke for huge

vey series - inhouse joke for very serious. Can be shortened to just series.

all your base are belong to us (I suggest you google that one. Great fun!)

Stuned - inhouse joke. Stunned, usually used in a humourous or sarcastic way, usually by a "beeber like device"

And finally:

DO NOT EVER POST A WHOLE MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS.

Remember, paragraphs are your friends.

Beware the spelling and grammar nazis. Good content will keep them at bay some times, but not always.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Hilarious!! And welcome to FR!!

[NonLinear]

Return to base immediately and but me drinks at the officers club.

Yer scarin' me with the "but me drinks" thingy!

[Mr. Silverback]

Hey, at least it was "but" and not "butt." That would be scary.

[SteveSpeaking]

I logged on this morning and discovered that under "keywords" for this thread, someone added,"paranoia".
I feel impugned, but being a FReeping virgin, I have no idea whom to take to task. Certainly a liberal pinko commie radical must be responsible, as no one with an ounce of logic could possibly deny the events of recorded history.
How do we track this infiltrating Jihadist down?

[tiredoflaundry]

[add925]

Bwahahah! Another twisted FReeper joins the ranks....I thought I might be alone out here ;^)

Welcome aboard and beware of stuned beebers, I'm bfreaking series!

[SteveSpeaking]

Rally at my side fellow FReeper Truth Seeker and before days end we will let slip the dogs of war!
Um...er....Kitties of War!

[add925]

Um...er....Kitties of War!

Here's my new VK favorite:

[SteveSpeaking]

Flight of the Valkyries?
I love it.

[vigilante2]

no need to worry Steve the kitties always get their troll

[ARealMothersSonForever]

I dunno. I think it is funny in a twisted way.

[darkwing104]

I dunno. I think it is funny in a twisted way.

I think the next time I use that pic I'll point out that it is call to sniff/check out a newbie...It wasn't a call for a zot.