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Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy (Letterman)
CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: December 13, 2005 ^
| December 13, 2005
| CBS | Late Show with David Letterman
Posted on 12/15/2005 5:40:29 PM PST by DBeers
Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; humor; letterman
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To: JRochelle
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:51:27 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: JRochelle
Why did you have to ask that?
Someone is going to tell you.I don`t think you will like the answer.
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:51:46 PM PST
by
carlr
To: DBeers
23
posted on
12/15/2005 5:51:48 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam Is As Islam Does)
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To: JRochelle
Believe me, you don't want to know. Ignorance is bliss in this case...
25
posted on
12/15/2005 5:52:10 PM PST
by
wvobiwan
(It's OUR Net! If you don't like it keep your stanky routers off it!)
To: DBeers
"Your favorite pudding flavor is KY"
26
posted on
12/15/2005 5:52:35 PM PST
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: JRochelle
...I'm not up with all things gay so I have to ask, what do all the references to gerbils mean? ...ARMAGEDDON!!!
27
posted on
12/15/2005 5:53:19 PM PST
by
FReepaholic
(Admitted FReepaholic since 1998.)
To: JRochelle
To: DBeers
John Wayne must be turning in his grave.
To: JRochelle
My grandkids told me and, trust me, you don't want to know.
30
posted on
12/15/2005 5:54:49 PM PST
by
BBT
To: Michael Goldsberry
I think you're right. Lived in Tx all my life and never met one. :)
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:54:57 PM PST
by
LaineyDee
(Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
To: wvobiwan
I am starting to regret asking.
Good heavens, I will choose to believe its not possible.
To: DBeers
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
LOL!
33
posted on
12/15/2005 5:55:37 PM PST
by
jocon307
To: FormerACLUmember
Thanks, I spit beer all over my screen will pi##ing my pants laughing over that picture
You know the difference between a brown gerbil and a white gerbil???
The white one got away
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:56:23 PM PST
by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: AmericanDave
What was her name? 2 of 47? 7 of 9
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:56:39 PM PST
by
DBeers
(†)
To: DBeers
10. "Your saddle is Versace" IIRC, Clevon Little had a Gucci saddle in "Blazing Saddles" so I guess he's OK.
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:56:51 PM PST
by
aomagrat
(Where guns are not allowed, it is best to carry a gun.)
To: DBeers
11. Your nickname is "Blazing Saddles" and you're not a Mel Brooks fan.
To: Hand em their arse
Don't bring me into this stuff...
38
posted on
12/15/2005 5:57:07 PM PST
by
herewego
(Piss off a liberal- Be Happy!)
To: herewego
To: JRochelle
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posted on
12/15/2005 5:59:04 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
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