[Ladysmith]

Tommie "The Glib" Cruise is not only a loon, he's becoming a dangerous loon.

[Shalom Israel]

The Hollywood nutcase... has also supported a new Scientology clinic humping the Mazola remedies.

Is humping margarine good for you?

[atomicpossum]

Hey, Tom, L. Ron is dead. Still dead. Apparently, his crap don't work.

Xenu sez 'hi.'

[TexasCajun]

Tom Beam Me Up Cruise

[scott7278]

Tom and Katie are more than happy to share their secrets and meet and greet the heroic firefighters and others at the gala event this evening, with only one small detail. Ticket prices started at $6,250.

Figures.

[MineralMan]

Freaking nutcases...all of 'em. Sheesh!

Who cares what a freaking movie actor thinks about medicine?

Did you here that he's gay? I heard he was gay.

[yldstrk]

Lord, give me strength. Tom, where did you get your medical degree? Oh, I see. Well, then, where did you get your college degree? Oh, uh, ok, I see. Well, could you tell, me, then, uh, Tom, where did you get your high school diploma? Oh, ok, no problem..Tom, when was it you got your GED? Oh...uh... no big deal...you did, I take it finish the eighth grade?

[Central Scrutiniser]

[jazusamo]

Hey Tommie, give up on this latest fad and start taking your thorazine and lithium again.

[GLDNGUN]

I do think meds are way over-prescribed, especially for "problem" children; however, it sounds like Cruise and the Scientologists are brainwashed nitwits. Perhaps some good can come out of this if people realize that overpaid actors are not to be trusted for political or medical advice.

[Mr. Mojo]

.....has also supported a new Scientology clinic humping the Mazola remedies.

The Scientologists probably own a bunch of Unilever stock.

[smith288]

Come out of the closet Tom.

[retrokitten]

"They have reported bowel movements that are blue, or green, or that have smelled like smoke -despite the fact that they had not been at a fire scene for months."

That's from Tom blowing smoke up everyones ass for so long.

[dfwgator]

So does this mean Tom has finally come out of the closet?

[Central Scrutiniser]

A must see video, Andy Dick as Tom Cruise's wedding planner:

http://firstdistributorsnz.com/scientomogy/andydick.htm

[andysandmikesmom]

I think that Tom Cruise is a lunatic, and a dangerous one at that...to encourage people to stop taking their meds, which have been prescribed by a doctor, and start drinking cooking oil, is just dangerous...since when did Tom Cruise become a doctor?

A lady was on a talk program the other day, and she was furious...her son was a fireman, affected by 9/11 and was on meds and using inhalers to maintain his health...She found Tom Cruises assertions to be just ludicrous, and she was sure that her own son was not buying any of that bunk, but she was concerned that some firemen, out of curiosity might stop taking their meds, and try out what Tom Cruise is pushing...

If Tom Cruise wants to use all kinds of weirdo treatments on himself, go on ahead....but leave other people alone...

[Maurice Tift]

If I had to guess, I would say that the towels were pre-treated to turn blue.

[Deguello]

"...despite the fact that they had not been at a fire scene for months."

Okay, but can it set off a smoke detector?

[handk]

My unique take on Cruise? He's a "PAM" (pussified American male). Why do I say that? Because "Pam" Cruise, despite being very, very rich, very famous world-wide and pretty much having the "world as his oyster", can't seem to stand being without a woman for more than four hours.

When he broke it off with Nicole Kidman, it seemed like the very next day he's with Penelope Cruz. Then when they broke it off, a half-day later he's hooked up with Katie Holmes.

What a wuss.