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Tom Cruise And His Mazola Madness Host Event Tonight
The Post Chronicle ^ | Dec 15, 2005 | Mitch Marconi

Posted on 12/15/2005 1:11:19 PM PST by Ladysmith

Tom Cruise will personally mingle with some of the firefighters who battled the horrific scene during 9/11 tonight.

The actor and his fiance, Katie Holmes, host a fundraising benefit in New York City tonight, amid blistering criticism. 

Cruise has been criticized by fire-fighters injured in the 9/ll attacks - for suggesting they use Scientology to heal themselves and abandon alternative methods.

The actor has reportedly urged people suffering the effects of smoke inhalation from the terrorist attacks to quit using their medication and inhalers - and start drinking cooking oil.

The 'purification' program also reportedly advises people to take large doses of niacin and indulgence in plenty of sauna baths.

The Hollywood nutcase - a co-founder of the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project - has also supported a new Scientology clinic humping the Mazola remedies.

Doctors have reportedly dismissed the treatment as 'quackery'.

Deputy Fire Commissioner Frank Gribbon told PageSix.com: 'If our doctors are prescribing medication, and they (Scientologists) are saying, 'don't take it', that's a problem for us.'

Tom and Katie are more than happy to share their secrets and meet and greet the heroic firefighters and others at the gala event this evening, with only one small detail.  Ticket prices started at $6,250.  Proceeds from the event benefit the "project." For the record, the median salary for New York Firefighters is $46,160.

The controversial program purports to cleanse the body using a proprietary L. Ron Hubbard technique.

On the Project's website, www.detox.org, President Jim Woodworth describes the results, "Patients have had black paste coming out of their pores in the sauna. Their sweat has stained towels purple, blue, orange, yellow and black. They have reported bowel movements that are blue, or green, or that have smelled like smoke -despite the fact that they had not been at a fire scene for months."

Cruise made headlines this year with his couch-jumping ways on Oprah, his attack against Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants and his berating of Matt Lauer about psychiatry.


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To: Ladysmith
"They have reported bowel movements that are blue, or green, or that have smelled like smoke -despite the fact that they had not been at a fire scene for months."

That's from Tom blowing smoke up everyones ass for so long.

21 posted on 12/15/2005 1:36:04 PM PST by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com finally updated!!!)
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To: retrokitten

LMAO!


22 posted on 12/15/2005 1:36:45 PM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
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To: Ladysmith

So does this mean Tom has finally come out of the closet?


23 posted on 12/15/2005 1:37:34 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Ladysmith

A must see video, Andy Dick as Tom Cruise's wedding planner:

http://firstdistributorsnz.com/scientomogy/andydick.htm


24 posted on 12/15/2005 1:38:29 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Screw Christmas, Happy Festivus!!!)
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To: Ladysmith

I think that Tom Cruise is a lunatic, and a dangerous one at that...to encourage people to stop taking their meds, which have been prescribed by a doctor, and start drinking cooking oil, is just dangerous...since when did Tom Cruise become a doctor?

A lady was on a talk program the other day, and she was furious...her son was a fireman, affected by 9/11 and was on meds and using inhalers to maintain his health...She found Tom Cruises assertions to be just ludicrous, and she was sure that her own son was not buying any of that bunk, but she was concerned that some firemen, out of curiosity might stop taking their meds, and try out what Tom Cruise is pushing...

If Tom Cruise wants to use all kinds of weirdo treatments on himself, go on ahead....but leave other people alone...


25 posted on 12/15/2005 1:38:40 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: Ladysmith

If I had to guess, I would say that the towels were pre-treated to turn blue.


26 posted on 12/15/2005 1:44:10 PM PST by Maurice Tift
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To: Central Scrutiniser

That is hilarious!


27 posted on 12/15/2005 1:45:56 PM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
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To: andysandmikesmom
Remember this when you hear the ads for Narconon.
28 posted on 12/15/2005 1:49:13 PM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
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To: Central Scrutiniser

That was so funny! I loved the eyes following him.


29 posted on 12/15/2005 1:52:07 PM PST by retrokitten (www.retrosrants.blogspot.com finally updated!!!)
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To: Mr. Mojo

"Tom Cruise, you're a blockhead!" LOL!


30 posted on 12/15/2005 2:16:08 PM PST by Ladysmith ((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
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To: retrokitten

Tons of stuff like that at www.scientomogy.info


31 posted on 12/15/2005 2:24:46 PM PST by Central Scrutiniser (Screw Christmas, Happy Festivus!!!)
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To: Ladysmith
"...despite the fact that they had not been at a fire scene for months."

Okay, but can it set off a smoke detector?

32 posted on 12/15/2005 2:45:42 PM PST by Deguello (If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans.)
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To: MineralMan
Katie =
33 posted on 12/15/2005 2:48:32 PM PST by steelcurtain
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To: InsureAmerica

Ha ha, you're killing me! I've seen some strange headlines on FR, and I've posted a few, but I believe that one would be a first.


34 posted on 12/15/2005 4:06:23 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("Sharpei diem - Seize the wrinkled dog.")
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To: steelcurtain

Very strange color for a beard. What does she get out of this weird union? Nobody could want fame and money that much to live this pretend life.


35 posted on 12/15/2005 4:15:56 PM PST by The Westerner
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To: Ladysmith
My unique take on Cruise? He's a "PAM" (pussified American male). Why do I say that? Because "Pam" Cruise, despite being very, very rich, very famous world-wide and pretty much having the "world as his oyster", can't seem to stand being without a woman for more than four hours.

When he broke it off with Nicole Kidman, it seemed like the very next day he's with Penelope Cruz. Then when they broke it off, a half-day later he's hooked up with Katie Holmes.

What a wuss.

36 posted on 12/15/2005 4:24:49 PM PST by handk (The truth is the truth even if no one believes it, and a lie is a lie even if everyone believes it.)
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