Lord, give me strength. Tom, where did you get your medical degree? Oh, I see. Well, then, where did you get your college degree? Oh, uh, ok, I see. Well, could you tell, me, then, uh, Tom, where did you get your high school diploma? Oh, ok, no problem..Tom, when was it you got your GED? Oh...uh... no big deal...you did, I take it finish the eighth grade?
Haven't you heard?? He "knows" all about psychiatry because he's read all about it! (Bet he didn't stay at a Holiday Express, though...)