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Guy finds out Internet girlfriend is his own Mother
Yahoo Entertainment ^ | 12/15/05 | Yahoo Entertainment

Posted on 12/15/2005 11:17:42 AM PST by freedom44

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.


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To: phantomworker

Other.


221 posted on 12/15/2005 3:09:30 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

no more lashings... silenced snake


222 posted on 12/15/2005 3:10:00 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen
silenced snake

*rolling eyes*

223 posted on 12/15/2005 3:11:21 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: toomanygrasshoppers
If you think this is weird, you need to read this: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/28/talking.sex/index.html

OK, I read the article. I am now thoroughly grossed out. Acck.
224 posted on 12/15/2005 3:11:23 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: areafiftyone

I want a girl
Just like the girl
That married dear ol' Dad...


225 posted on 12/15/2005 3:12:22 PM PST by gridlock (eliminate perverse incentives)
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To: freedom44

Oedipus Net.


226 posted on 12/15/2005 3:14:18 PM PST by Rocky (Air America: Robbing the poor to feed the Left)
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To: freedom44

C'mon, Mom! Time to play hide the salami!


227 posted on 12/15/2005 3:17:54 PM PST by Don Carlos (Democrats: Home-grown surrender monkeys.)
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To: Lakeshark; Borax Queen; Darksheare; phantomworker

why is it I find it so amusing that sharky found this first? : )


228 posted on 12/15/2005 3:21:18 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; Lakeshark; Borax Queen

'Cuz he's always on the look-out! ;)

We could call him "Scout".


229 posted on 12/15/2005 3:22:45 PM PST by phantomworker (We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
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To: nicmarlo; Lakeshark; Darksheare; phantomworker

I'm going to rearrange those rolling shark eyes yet.


230 posted on 12/15/2005 3:23:04 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: phantomworker; Lakeshark; nicmarlo
Scout is good!! He's anything but a boy scout though...
231 posted on 12/15/2005 3:24:10 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: nicmarlo; Lakeshark; Borax Queen; phantomworker

I'm gonna deny knowledge of this thread.


232 posted on 12/15/2005 3:24:34 PM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: phantomworker; Lakeshark; Borax Queen

sharky the scout? that sounds too innocuous for him


233 posted on 12/15/2005 3:24:38 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo
Actually Mo pinged me here........

She's my Mom.........:-)

234 posted on 12/15/2005 3:24:40 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Borax Queen; Lakeshark; Darksheare; phantomworker
rearrange those rolling shark eyes

by smacking him up side of the head? : )

235 posted on 12/15/2005 3:25:35 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo

YES, major smacking!!!


236 posted on 12/15/2005 3:26:00 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: Darksheare; Lakeshark; Borax Queen; phantomworker

too late, darks, you're already here. it's in black and white, for all to see.


237 posted on 12/15/2005 3:26:19 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: Borax Queen; phantomworker
*ahem*

I was a boy scout.

Proud member of the Cyclops Patrol........

Must've gotten the eyroll from that experience.

238 posted on 12/15/2005 3:26:32 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Borax Queen

let the SMACKS begin!!! : )


239 posted on 12/15/2005 3:26:41 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: Darksheare; nicmarlo; Lakeshark; phantomworker

It's D's fault!!


240 posted on 12/15/2005 3:26:46 PM PST by Borax Queen
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