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Guy finds out Internet girlfriend is his own Mother
Yahoo Entertainment ^ | 12/15/05 | Yahoo Entertainment

Posted on 12/15/2005 11:17:42 AM PST by freedom44

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.


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KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; fiction; france; hatewhenthathappens; humor; internet; mamamia; mamasboy; oedipalcomplex; singles; weeklyworldnews; wwn
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1 posted on 12/15/2005 11:17:45 AM PST by freedom44
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To: freedom44

ugh...


2 posted on 12/15/2005 11:18:37 AM PST by thefactor
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To: freedom44

Okay, this is too weird!!


3 posted on 12/15/2005 11:18:47 AM PST by technomage
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To: freedom44

Made for TV movie.


4 posted on 12/15/2005 11:18:47 AM PST by Semper Paratus
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To: freedom44

I call B.S.


5 posted on 12/15/2005 11:18:54 AM PST by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: freedom44

You do realize that Yahoo got this story from the "Weekly World News."


6 posted on 12/15/2005 11:19:01 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: freedom44

Only one thing to say - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!


7 posted on 12/15/2005 11:19:14 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: freedom44; HairOfTheDog; RMDupree

Don't they say every man wants a woman "just like Mom?"


8 posted on 12/15/2005 11:19:25 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (This tagline has caused a general protection fault.)
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To: freedom44

pathetic.


9 posted on 12/15/2005 11:19:33 AM PST by Brilliant
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To: freedom44

Paging Dr. Freud...


10 posted on 12/15/2005 11:19:36 AM PST by Palmetto
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To: freedom44

This is too absurd.


11 posted on 12/15/2005 11:19:43 AM PST by Pondman88
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To: freedom44

Kinda like "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)," but so much worse...


12 posted on 12/15/2005 11:19:49 AM PST by mwyounce
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To: freedom44

And a Frenchy on top of it! Great headline, can't get the idea of cybersex out of my head though, you would need therapy for that one.


13 posted on 12/15/2005 11:19:51 AM PST by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading since 2004)
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To: freedom44

And you think YOU had a bad day!


14 posted on 12/15/2005 11:20:02 AM PST by ItsOurTimeNow ("Hail Him who saved you by His grace, and crown Him Lord of All")
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To: freedom44

What? No bat-boy stories today?


15 posted on 12/15/2005 11:20:16 AM PST by jess35
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To: Corin Stormhands

Oh - bummer!


16 posted on 12/15/2005 11:20:19 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: freedom44

"I want a girl, just like the girl, that married dear old Dad!"


17 posted on 12/15/2005 11:20:24 AM PST by drjimmy
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To: areafiftyone

Coulda been worse - coulda been his father!


18 posted on 12/15/2005 11:20:27 AM PST by CATravelAgent (Islam - THE anti-Christ)
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To: dfwgator

Incest is best ping


19 posted on 12/15/2005 11:20:36 AM PST by Sybeck1 (Dr. Adrian Rogers, September 12, 1931 - November 15, 2005)
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To: Pondman88

This is acceptable in France.


20 posted on 12/15/2005 11:20:38 AM PST by CAWats (And I will make no distinction between the terrorists and the democrats.)
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