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Guy finds out Internet girlfriend is his own Mother
Yahoo Entertainment ^ | 12/15/05 | Yahoo Entertainment

Posted on 12/15/2005 11:17:42 AM PST by freedom44

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.


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KEYWORDS: fakebutaccurate; fiction; france; hatewhenthathappens; humor; internet; mamamia; mamasboy; oedipalcomplex; singles; weeklyworldnews; wwn
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To: freedom44

I just hope he doesn't use the phrase "who's your daddy?"


101 posted on 12/15/2005 11:34:58 AM PST by NeoCaveman (After 53 years it's time to turn out your Sheets, Hiram Lewis for Senate WV)
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To: freedom44

Oh, that's just not right!

Mark


102 posted on 12/15/2005 11:35:07 AM PST by MarkL (I swear by my pretty floral bonnet that I will end you!)
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To: freedom44

And mother and son lived happily ever after. Wink, wink.


103 posted on 12/15/2005 11:35:33 AM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Yesssssssssssssss!


104 posted on 12/15/2005 11:35:48 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Darksheare

Well, actually it is a made-up story!!


105 posted on 12/15/2005 11:35:50 AM PST by indcons
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To: freedom44

I've read absurd, BS, etc, just remember they were FRENCH. Typical!


106 posted on 12/15/2005 11:35:54 AM PST by right right
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To: freedom44

Guess they like to roll their own in France.....


107 posted on 12/15/2005 11:36:13 AM PST by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: BikerNYC

Is there a social situation in this world that there isn't an appropriate quote from Seinfeld that covers it?


108 posted on 12/15/2005 11:36:21 AM PST by rattrap
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To: freedom44
Yahoo carries WEEKLY WORLD NEWS (in case anyone spent a moment thinking this was true, or did not immediately recognize the writing style)

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/

109 posted on 12/15/2005 11:36:21 AM PST by Atlas Sneezed (Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
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To: indcons

Hey, Bat Boy rules!


110 posted on 12/15/2005 11:36:22 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: indcons

Drats!
That's what I get for living in an area that had similar stuff ACTUALLY happen!


111 posted on 12/15/2005 11:36:45 AM PST by Darksheare ("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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To: indcons

You mean Weekly World News isn't real? Oh.


112 posted on 12/15/2005 11:36:49 AM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Sybeck1
Incest is best ...

The closer the kin,

the deeper in????

113 posted on 12/15/2005 11:36:52 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I never got a job from a person on a government program.)
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To: freedom44

I'm inclined to wonder about any girl/woman who finds an attraction to someone who uses the screen name, "The Prince of Pleasure".


114 posted on 12/15/2005 11:36:52 AM PST by Obadiah
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To: freedom44
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

Bet that has never happened before.

115 posted on 12/15/2005 11:37:08 AM PST by connectthedots
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To: freedom44
I bet he did this when he got home!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

116 posted on 12/15/2005 11:37:18 AM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: freedom44
I did start a conversation with a woman I met on Yahoo personals who it turned out was the ex of a friend. It continued until she sent me a photo, and I realized that I was chatting with (as my friend refers to her) the Nazi Bitch from Hell!

I did send her my photo and said Hi Monica! I never heard back from her again!

Mark

117 posted on 12/15/2005 11:37:49 AM PST by MarkL (I swear by my pretty floral bonnet that I will end you!)
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To: MikeinIraq

Hey Mike,

Check out this thread.....WWN ping.


118 posted on 12/15/2005 11:37:51 AM PST by indcons
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To: indcons
Hey folks, This is SATIRE. It is from Weekly World News.

Just because it is satire, does not make it false. The media standard is fake but accurate. This meets that level.

119 posted on 12/15/2005 11:38:11 AM PST by Always Right
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To: CAWats
This is acceptable in France.

And Arkansas.

Mark

120 posted on 12/15/2005 11:38:37 AM PST by MarkL (I swear by my pretty floral bonnet that I will end you!)
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