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SUPER-STUD FACES A SHRINKING
NY Post ^
| 12/15/2005
| Page Six
Posted on 12/15/2005 9:57:46 AM PST by Callahan
IT'S a bird, it's a plane — it's superbulge! "Superman Returns" star Brandon Routh is supposedly giving the suits at Warner Brothers fits because of his prodigious package of masculinity. The 26-year-old beefcake's extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production.
"It's a major issue for the studio," a "Superman Returns" production source fretted to the London Sun. "Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."
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To: GLDNGUN
You beat me to it :)
Great minds...
To: Callahan
A homo-erotic Superman.Only homos look at bulges on men?
I think you're forgetting half the populace there Callahan.
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:07:04 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
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To: Callahan; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
Um, OK, PING!!
najida, have you researched this? If you have pics, why was I not freepmailed?
To: pikachu
To: Callahan
To: MotleyGirl70
Either that or a kryptonite belt buckle.
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:09:19 AM PST
by
Callahan
To: reagan_fanatic
Maybe that's the shrunk version. ;~D
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:09:24 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
LOL...I knew it was only a matter of time until you found this!
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:10:13 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: reagan_fanatic
You guys just do not understand what being cursed with such a burden is like. You get no respect from women and you are seen as nothing but a big piece of meat. Do you have any idea what shopping for a jock strap that actually fits is like? Do you have any idea how quickly the "jump rope" jokes get old?
What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:10:14 AM PST
by
speed_addiction
(And the Lord said, "Who shall I send? Who will stand for us?" Said I, "Here I am...Send me.")
To: Callahan; xsmommy; Dashing Dasher; JennysCool; MotleyGirl70; Thinkin' Gal
Someone should tell Hollywood to, er, put a sock in it.
To: speed_addiction
You guys just do not understand what being cursed with such a burden is like. You get no respect from women and you are seen as nothing but a big piece of meat. Do you have any idea what shopping for a jock strap that actually fits is like? Do you have any idea how quickly the "jump rope" jokes get old? Testify, my brother.
To: Horatio Gates
Didn't the Rats try to "package" Al Gore's package in some pics from 2000? Yes. But I think that picture was airbrushed to make his junk look bigger.
To: speed_addiction
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I'm going to check out right now...
...it'd be stupid of me to wander into the middle of a chick thread unguarded.
*uh oh*
I already did..
*Tries to flee*
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:19:54 AM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Callahan
OK,
So a woman's boobs can be huge Huge HUGE on screen...
but not a guys package.
NOT FAIR!
And yes Jersy, I'm off to do research :)
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:22:10 AM PST
by
najida
(Cruelty, mockery, ridicule; the weapon of sanctimonious bullies too stupid to recognize insults ;))
To: Darksheare
LOL, I guess this is not the research you wanted, huh?
To: Callahan
Ya know, I have that same problem all the time...
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:24:13 AM PST
by
Rio
(Don't make me come over there....)
To: HairOfTheDog
Yeah,
why is it that guys can ogle women,
but some guys never consider that we look at them too.
Hello!
50% of the poplulation is right ;)
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:25:31 AM PST
by
najida
(Cruelty, mockery, ridicule; the weapon of sanctimonious bullies too stupid to recognize insults ;))
To: Callahan
The beast's package looks bigger ...
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posted on
12/15/2005 10:26:12 AM PST
by
maggief
To: najida
um, najida, research, pics...
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