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SUPER-STUD FACES A SHRINKING
NY Post ^ | 12/15/2005 | Page Six

Posted on 12/15/2005 9:57:46 AM PST by Callahan

IT'S a bird, it's a plane — it's superbulge! "Superman Returns" star Brandon Routh is supposedly giving the suits at Warner Brothers fits because of his prodigious package of masculinity. The 26-year-old beefcake's extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production.

"It's a major issue for the studio," a "Superman Returns" production source fretted to the London Sun. "Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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To: EX52D

(Trotting across loft to look out window)---

Wet, rainy...no ice....
great day to stay home by the fire :)


141 posted on 12/15/2005 12:56:25 PM PST by najida (Cruelty, mockery, ridicule; the weapon of sanctimonious bullies too stupid to recognize insults ;))
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To: Millee
The Bulge Research Institute????? Maybe they can share their "research" with the RWOS.

I'm trying to get them to sponsor our annual conference.

142 posted on 12/15/2005 12:56:33 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: najida

Lucky girl...


143 posted on 12/15/2005 12:57:30 PM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: Dashing Dasher

Maybe the photographer was a cute chick?


144 posted on 12/15/2005 12:57:34 PM PST by najida (Cruelty, mockery, ridicule; the weapon of sanctimonious bullies too stupid to recognize insults ;))
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To: nicmarlo

Check first page of the thread.

The new "superman" is said to have a serious... bulge-issue.


LOL!


145 posted on 12/15/2005 12:58:09 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Oh geezzee DD............ you crack me up!

I really don't think you would like him. Unless you like Chauvinistic Pig's.

146 posted on 12/15/2005 12:59:12 PM PST by SweetCaroline (There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.)
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To: SweetCaroline; pissant
I really don't think you would like him.
Unless you like Chauvinistic Pig's.

I like Pissant, don't I?

147 posted on 12/15/2005 1:00:18 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Checked out that website. Holy crap!!! That's just wrong.


148 posted on 12/15/2005 1:05:47 PM PST by Auntbee (I love football season!!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Yea well, this one thinks a woman should shut-up and cook or shut up and lay down on her back.

Personally I don't see that the two of you could make it.

149 posted on 12/15/2005 1:07:30 PM PST by SweetCaroline (There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

oooooh. I will have to check that out...um....later : )


150 posted on 12/15/2005 1:12:06 PM PST by nicmarlo
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To: SweetCaroline

Good point...


151 posted on 12/15/2005 1:14:40 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: Dashing Dasher; SweetCaroline

You can have my ex- He was sexy and well hung, but dumber than a doornail. His family couldn't even remember when his real birthday was...ROFL! No chit!


152 posted on 12/15/2005 1:32:46 PM PST by phantomworker (We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
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To: phantomworker; Dashing Dasher
Well I'll pass, I got the right one second time around, but maybe Dasher interested

I'll call her

Yo!....DD here's another one for you!

153 posted on 12/15/2005 1:41:27 PM PST by SweetCaroline (There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.)
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To: SweetCaroline

Sounds a little too stupid for me.

I gave up my "Big and Stupid" crush years ago!


154 posted on 12/15/2005 1:47:01 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Too funny! We celebrated this guy's birthday on the 23rd every year for 15 years. Then I go to file Turbo Tax online and it gets kicked back because his birthday is wrong! Check the birth certificate and low and behold the birthday is different. How can you celebrate the wrong birthday all your life? LOLOL!!

You're right. Sexy and stupid sounds attractive at first sight, but think of the consequences. So why are we getting so excited about these bulge pictures? Guys fall for the sexy and stupid all the time. Where's the logic?

I think I'll go back to my engineering and statistics books now... ;) LOL!


155 posted on 12/15/2005 1:58:25 PM PST by phantomworker (We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
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To: phantomworker
Too bad they're probably fruits though.

"Probably"?

156 posted on 12/15/2005 2:04:02 PM PST by darkangel82 (One year on Free Republic)
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To: EX52D; Dashing Dasher

That's San Francisco for you.

(apologies to Dashing Dasher)


157 posted on 12/15/2005 2:04:13 PM PST by hattend (Dang, it's cold up here.)
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To: Callahan
Methinks Brandon Routh is the secret son of this guy:


158 posted on 12/15/2005 2:05:58 PM PST by Clemenza (Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
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To: hattend

LOL...I bet you're right, that would explain it.


159 posted on 12/15/2005 2:08:27 PM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: darkangel82

I was looking for a glimmer..There's always hope. ;)


160 posted on 12/15/2005 2:09:04 PM PST by phantomworker (We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
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