Happy Easter Merry Christmas, now ZOT.
Posted on 12/09/2005 3:47:35 PM PST by My Kingdom for a Beer
You better be good,
You better behave!
Or you're gonna end up
In Abu Ghraib!
Republicans are coming the town!
We're making up lists -
Our clans and our tribes!
We help you with laws
If you pay us with bribes!
Republicans are coming the town!
We know if you support us!
We know if you protest!
We know if you watch news on FOX
Or Moyers on PBS!
So you better be good!
And don't you be gay!
Or we'll lock you away
At Guantanamo Bay!
Republicans are coming the town!
LOL! Stop it! You guys are gonna make me pee! I've already got two Bud Lights under my belt!
Happy Easter Merry Christmas, now ZOT.
You better be good,
You better behave!
Or you're gonna end up
In Abu Ghraib!"
I know he was being sarcastic, and trying to slam Republicans, but I like the message of .. act right or end up in camp X ray.... thats funny.
I like how he manages to tie being gay to Guantanemo Bay. See, that right there shows that they have no logic.
It might have been fun to play with this guy a little. I know, I know, you were doing your job, but still... You laughed a little, admit it. :)
Silent Night
Holy Night
Liberals Come
To Steal Our Guns
Murder Our Children
Dismantle Our Bombs
Sleep In Heavenly Peace
Freepers Have Tugged On Your Leash
You better complain allot!
Or miss a grab
From our looted pot!
Leftist losers are coming to town!
Their making up "facts" -
And twisting them twice!
They'd shoot you if they could
They are lower than lice!
Leftist losers are coming to town!
They yell and interrupt you.
They are worse than any pest!
Rude and uncivilized behavior.
Its what they do the best!
So you better be smart,
And have your facts squared away.
Or these jerks will try to sway you
and throw your mind away!
Leftist losers are coming to town!
As you must have figured out, my `cock-knocker' jibe was directed to our 'guest', not yourself. My most sincere apologies.
The deleted failure of the troll to explain its scribbling, like the notion of gay cowboys (shudder) confused me.
Here it is a given that women roar and men thunder, and we do not go to strange lands down under.
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Bravo ... Im digging all the CHRISTMAS poetry here tonight!
I rememmber reading about that in a Tom Clancy novel. Can't remeber which one. Chavez was in a desert and shot an extraordinarily bright light at perps in the desrt. Blinded the bastards.
Sum of All Fears, or Clear and Present Danger.
Any comments from Clancy readers?
Oh heck Mike, that Maya Angelou claims to be a poet and she can't even rhyme.
"It shows his ignorance more than it slams Republicans. Good stuff."
OK, I'l reluctantly admit it was fairly clever. ;) I took it a little too seriously at first.
I did like the fact that it seemed lighthearted in nature. No name-calling or vile remarks. As trolls go, I give him an 8. No, make that a 9, considering his cool handle.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."
She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .
Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."
Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.
Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!
LOL
good point
7.62mm ZOT!!!
All your beer are belong to us.
Gooey the skullboy was a jolly shrunken head
With a miniature face and a sewn up nose
And no eyes for all we know
Gooey the skullboy is a prank I heard it said
He's not made of snow but the children
know how he chased their mom one day.
There must have been some magic in the shrunken head they found
'Cause when they placed it on the bed it began to roll around.
Gooey the skullboy was alive or so they said
He's just a head today now he'll roll away
We'll watch him as he goes...
I think I just wet my pantsuit...
You are too kind. That's embarrassing. :)
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