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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
&^#$%%@# ^ | 12/09/2005 | theUsualSuspects

Posted on 12/09/2005 7:30:18 AM PST by BJClinton

Note to self: use anti-freeze when temperatures drop.

Alrighty, sorry for the delay. Apparently it got kinda cold last night and my truck wasn't too cool with that.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: antifreeze; ofst; tgif; tgis
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To: Horatio Gates

281 posted on 12/09/2005 9:37:59 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: SweetCaroline
You want to watch porn, go to a porn site.

This isn't a porn site? I coulda sworn...

282 posted on 12/09/2005 9:38:20 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone)
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To: najida; All
Wanted to digress from the usual sillyness to run an idea past you all..Listening to Rush, and watching the GOP "white Flaf" ad on the Dems desire to surrender, I had what I think is an inspiration..

Remember the great novel, and lousy movie.."The Four Feathers"..about a British officer who gets the four white feathers of cowardice from his friends and fiance, because he refused to go with his regiment to the Sudan?..

The GOP white flag ad is good, but how about a grass roots campaign to mail 4 white feahers to various Dems...Kerry, Murtha, Pelosi, Reid, Dean, among others..heck, I've got an old pillow in the attic would let me handle the entire Dem congressional delegation..

Your thoughts?

283 posted on 12/09/2005 9:39:23 AM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Hey... where's Dasher?


284 posted on 12/09/2005 9:39:52 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: najida
Smooches hun.....

Back at ya, sugar...

285 posted on 12/09/2005 9:39:58 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Horatio Gates

286 posted on 12/09/2005 9:40:26 AM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: laney; najida
One big fault of mine is that when someone says something mean and hurtful to someone I care for, I want to beat the crap put of them or cuss them out like a Hard Smokin and drinkin Sailor!

We are definitely **kindred spirits**
287 posted on 12/09/2005 9:41:47 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: ken5050

Great idea!

I've got a cockatoo that's been dropping lots of feathers lately. OK, so they're a pale cream, but they'll look white!


288 posted on 12/09/2005 9:43:22 AM PST by najida (Cruelty, mockery, ridicule.....the weapon of sanctimonious bullies.)
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To: The_Victor

Awesome! I printed that up and it is hanging in our dev's office.


289 posted on 12/09/2005 9:44:31 AM PST by BJClinton
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To: BJClinton
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The ClintonVirus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The ArnoldSchwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100

GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows

290 posted on 12/09/2005 9:45:57 AM PST by TexasCajun
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To: EX52D
LOL! Thats sort of an anecdote in my life

In 15 years of LE, I know what a pain it can be to do normally simple things like that with the utility belt and other gear. Sometimes it's not worth it because the hot calls always come in when you're occupied. I feel sorry for the ladies.

291 posted on 12/09/2005 9:46:03 AM PST by Horatio Gates
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To: SweetCaroline

This is freaky, interesting and scary all in one!
Read down to the very bottom, you don't want to miss this!
VERY INTERESTING -

1. The garden of Eden was in Iraq.

2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!

3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.

4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.

5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!

6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq !

7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.

8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.

9 Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel.

10. Amos cried out in Iraq!

11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem.

12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq!

13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!)

14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq.

15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq.

16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq.

17. The wise men were from Iraq.

18. Peter preached in Iraq.

19. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!

And you have probably seen this one. Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible. The names used in the Bible are Babylon, Land ofShinar, and Mesopotamia. The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and ! Euphrates Rivers. The name Iraq, means country with deep roots.

Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible.

No other nation, except Israel, has more history and prophecy associated with it than Iraq.

And also... This is something to think about! Since America is typically represented by an eagle. Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages...

The following verse is from the Koran, (the Islamic Bible)

Koran (9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.

(Note the verse number!) Hmmmmmmm?! God Bless you all Amen !


292 posted on 12/09/2005 9:46:14 AM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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293 posted on 12/09/2005 9:47:26 AM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: laney
I had the same outcome but did not post it! HAHA"

But you might as well have. Now everyone now knows what a conceited, arrogant bastard you are. :-D

294 posted on 12/09/2005 9:47:37 AM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie!"

I thought she was joking. 8>)

295 posted on 12/09/2005 9:47:44 AM PST by Horatio Gates
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To: Peepster
You Are a Newborn Soul
You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance. On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others. You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative. Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you. Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter. You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything. You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships. Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily. Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?

296 posted on 12/09/2005 9:47:47 AM PST by peacebaby (I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
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To: fredhead

AH! Thank You!

Merry Blue Christmas!


297 posted on 12/09/2005 9:48:52 AM PST by laney (Merry Christmas Freepers!)
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To: #1CTYankee

And you must be my partner!


298 posted on 12/09/2005 9:49:47 AM PST by laney (Merry Christmas Freepers!)
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To: BJClinton; Fierce Allegiance

"*sniffle* I love you man *sniffle*

Yeah? Well, you still can't have my beer.


299 posted on 12/09/2005 9:50:57 AM PST by peacebaby (I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges. You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions. Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist. Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!). Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others. And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically. Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas. Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?

300 posted on 12/09/2005 9:51:27 AM PST by BureaucratusMaximus (The 2005 Chicago White Sox---World Series Champs---WOO! HOO!)
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