Penis size defence fails to work:Man guilty of sexual assault(Oh, those crazy Canucks)

Toronto Sun ^ | 12/3/2005 | Tacy McLaughlin

[Smarti Pants]

Oh I'm sure they'll have to say "It doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

[speedy]

Whatever happens, it will be a hard decision.

[dsc]

"I'm not sure how one specially prepares for those proportions"

That's not a subject I'd want to get into here, anyway. As a phallocrat oppressor (though one of the minor demons) it has been brought to my attention that a man needs to be considerate. I find it difficult to believe that a woman could be raped under those circumstances without obvious injuries.

[Charles Henrickson]

A 22-year-old student, who can't be identified. . . .

Oh, I bet he can.

[Americanchild]

Gee, i dunno...an entire baby can get out the opening in question! Is this guy thinking he's bigger around than a baby?!

[SouthernFreebird]

"Whether I find him guilty or innocent -- he is publicly humiliated," she told court just before finding the man guilty.

Riiiiiiiiiight, just try to find a man that is humilated for being known to have a big one...lol

[the anti-liberal]

"she noted the female was never questioned on the witness stand about it, nor did she report any physical pain, discomfort or injury."

I don't understand this either. What is the actual basis of the charge, how was the charge substantiated, is there more to the charge than a simple 'she said'? If a rape kit could easily exonerate him, why was it not performed? Is this fellow being railroaded by a 'feminazi' court?

[SouthernFreebird]

You ever see a woman popping one out? it sure ain't a consentual act. We fight against that every agonizing inch of the way

[dsc]

"Is this fellow being railroaded by a 'feminazi' court?"

Far as I'm concerned, it flunks the smell test and a closer look is required.

[Snardius]

{pinngggg}

[Snardius]

"It's twoo!"

[mikrofon]

Defendant: "I wonder who the judge is in my case..."

Lawyer: "Eberhard"

Defendant: "Eber so often, but it's uncomfortable."

[Snardius]

she noted the female was never questioned on the witness stand about it, nor did she report any physical pain, discomfort or injury.

[the anti-liberal]

Came across this while trying to learn about Justice Margaret Eberhard:

Wednesday, November 2

The 95th Percentile

Mischa Beutling, a 6'7", 240 pound 21-year-old is fighting charges of sexual assualt by claiming his penis is simply too big to have been used to commit the crime. A urologist testified as an expert witness and brought with him a plastic model of a penis measuring 8.5" by 6.5". These figures place Beutling in the "top 5% range for size in comparison to the doctor's other patients." Really? Sounds big, but not that big, especially in proportion to his height.

My favorite line from the story: "Justice Margaret Eberhard must weigh the evidence, including the plastic model." I can just picture it now, trying it on for size, exclaiming, "Oh, this is nothing!"

Beaverhausen Blog: The 95th Percentile

[Mr. Brightside]

he made up his testimony as he went along

... a*long*?

[the anti-liberal]

And from another source:

"He said a woman who has not given birth might have discomfort or tearing if she had intercourse with a penis that size, especially if she was not sexually aroused. But Crown attorney Bhavna Bhangu scoffed at the account, noting that Beutling’s reference to his size as a “two-by-four” is an exaggeration compared to the size of the plastic model.

“It’s hardly a two-by-four,” she said. She also noted that he has never actually measured himself. Bhangu also said the “size theory” was never put to the complainant on the witness stand for her account. Bhangu said the woman was traumatized when Beutling, who is 6-foot-7 and 240 pounds and who she believed was her close friend, forced himself on her. Justice Margaret Eberhard must weigh the evidence, including the plastic model. A verdict is expected next month."

Barking Moonbat Early Warning System

Still not passing the smell test- is Justice Margaret Eberhard a feminazi who is simply ignoring the defendant's case?

[Snardius]

I thought the mans name was,I'va Biggin

I've seen the court transcript...his name is Hugh Jardon...

[Mr. Brightside]

"If it doesn't fit, you must aquit."

[sgtbono2002]

This woman slept in the same bed with a guy hung like a horse and never expected that organ to get angry?

She must be a real idiot.

I mean in a situation like this sooner or later something had to give. Either that or she was one ugly broad.