**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Freeping isn't free! ^ | 12/02/2005 | pffft

[BJClinton]

Le w00t! It's Friday, it's huntin' season and the Boys are playing the Gints for the division this weekend. What could be better?

[r-q-tek86]

"The Ted Kennedy"

Ingredients:
LOTS of scotch
LOTS of water

Drink the scotch, drown girlfriend in the water.

[r-q-tek86]

I'm outta here. Have a good weekend, everyone!

[EX52D]

[EX52D]

See ya! Have a great weekend!

[Peepster]

C U

[EX52D]

It's gettin' quiet in here...

[Peepster]

Yeah, I hate this time of day. I have another hour and a half to go...ugh


We can still be silly though eh?

[EX52D]

I have another hour or so...ok, you pick the topic of silliness.

[Peepster]

Ok, Let's try changing our name with......THE NAME CHANGE-O-CHART 2005


First Chart: Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

A-Stinky B-Lumpy C-Buttercup D-Gidget E-Crusty F-Greasy G-Fluffy H-Cheeseball I-Chim-Chim J-Poopsie K-Flunky L-Bogger M-Pinky N-Zippy O-Goober P-Doofus Q-Slimy R-Loopy S-Snotty T-Falafel U-Dorky V-Squeezit W-Oprah X-SkipperY-Dinky Z-Zsa-Zsa


Second Chart: Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

A-Diaper B-Toilet C-Giggle D-Bubble E-Girdle F-Barf G-Lizard H-Waffle I-Cootie J-Monkey K-Potty L-Liver M-Banana N-Rhino O-Burger P-Hamster Q-Toad R-Gizzard S-Pizza T-Gerbil U-Chicken V-Pickle W-Chuckle X-Tofu Y-Gorilla Z-Stinker


Third Chart: Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

A-Head B-Mouth C-Face D-Nose E-Tush F-Breath G-Pants H-Shorts I-Lips J-Honker K-Butt L-Brain M-Tushie N-Chunks O-Hiney P-Biscuits Q-Toes R-Buns S-Fanny T-Sniffer U-Sprinkles V-Kisser W-Squirt X-Humperdink Y-Brains Z-Juice


My new name is:

Snotty Chicken Brains

Oh great!!!

[EX52D]

Don't feel bad, I'm Bogger Lizard Tush.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Snotty Chicken Brains

Pinky Lizard Brains, glad to meet you.

[EX52D]

Nice to meet you Pinky!

Sincerely,
Bogger Lizard Tush

[Michael Goldsberry]

Hey! With your tush and my brains, we could...

Um... skip it.

;)

[EX52D]

LOL...could what? I'm intrigued...

[MikefromOhio]

What could be better?

Getting to watch Ohio State kick the dog pi$$ out of Notre Dame in a couple weeks? :)

[Michael Goldsberry]

Invent a better seat cushion?

:D

[EX52D]

I think you may have something there...

[Peepster]

Well pooey...

I just lost out on something I was bidding on Ebay for my niece for Christmas by $.05, dammit. It was one of those 1995 Coca Cola disk phones that lights up when it rings. Almost had that puppy for $14. Damn damn damn.....I'm so pssed. Now I can't find anything less than $20...

Ughghgh, I hate bidding wars.

[E Rocc]

" OK kids... break into those liquor cabinets and get those thinkin caps on... it's time to make up the mixed drink "Democrat""

It would have to somehow involve both wine and sour mix. And also be low alcohol....so to be inefficient and ineffective.

-Eric

[SweetCaroline]

Thanks for the laugh I'm printing it out for my husband so he can tell his golfing buddies tomorrow.