Ok, Let's try changing our name with......THE NAME CHANGE-O-CHART 2005
First Chart: Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
A-Stinky B-Lumpy C-Buttercup D-Gidget E-Crusty F-Greasy G-Fluffy H-Cheeseball I-Chim-Chim J-Poopsie K-Flunky L-Bogger M-Pinky N-Zippy O-Goober P-Doofus Q-Slimy R-Loopy S-Snotty T-Falafel U-Dorky V-Squeezit W-Oprah X-SkipperY-Dinky Z-Zsa-Zsa
Second Chart: Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
A-Diaper B-Toilet C-Giggle D-Bubble E-Girdle F-Barf G-Lizard H-Waffle I-Cootie J-Monkey K-Potty L-Liver M-Banana N-Rhino O-Burger P-Hamster Q-Toad R-Gizzard S-Pizza T-Gerbil U-Chicken V-Pickle W-Chuckle X-Tofu Y-Gorilla Z-Stinker
Third Chart: Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
A-Head B-Mouth C-Face D-Nose E-Tush F-Breath G-Pants H-Shorts I-Lips J-Honker K-Butt L-Brain M-Tushie N-Chunks O-Hiney P-Biscuits Q-Toes R-Buns S-Fanny T-Sniffer U-Sprinkles V-Kisser W-Squirt X-Humperdink Y-Brains Z-Juice
My new name is:
Snotty Chicken Brains
Oh great!!!
Don't feel bad, I'm Bogger Lizard Tush.
Pinky Lizard Brains, glad to meet you.
Flunky Barf Chunks reporting for duty!