**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Freeping isn't free! ^ | 12/02/2005 | pffft

[BJClinton]

Le w00t! It's Friday, it's huntin' season and the Boys are playing the Gints for the division this weekend. What could be better?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Have one for me, fredhead!

[Peepster]

Democrats?

[Peepster]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

A drink.

[Peepster]

Well duh...

[EX52D]

Wow Peeps, that's a hell of a drink!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Then why did you ask, "democrats?"?

[r-q-tek86]

Then why did you ask, "democrats?"?

BLONDE ALERT!

[Rightly Biased]

She's back!!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Did she post a picture? The work filter will not let me see anything that peepster is posting except what she is writing.

[Peepster]

Then why did you ask, "democrats?"?

because I felt that picture posted beneath the question represented them. I wanted to see if anyone else agreed.

[Dashing Dasher]

LOL!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I can't see your pictures. Work filter will not allow me to view them. All I have been able to do is read what you have typed.

You posted "Democrats?" to my "Have one for me, fredhead" post. So I had no clue what you were talking about.

[Michael Goldsberry]

tar cvfp - . | (cd /oracle ; tar xfp -)

(It's been one of those days. Just thought I'd share.)

[Peepster]

My apologies. That sucks you can't see the pics...they are humorous, or at least I hope they are.

You haven't see ANY of them?

[EX52D]

The Praying Parrot


A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a male parrot. The woman was very proud of her parrot because it would sit in the bottom of its cage, cross its wings, and pray. She was also a devout church goer and would often brag to the congregation about her faithful parrot.
One day the women was boasting about her parrot's prayers. An older gentleman was simply amazed by this. ''I have a female parrot and she's just terrible. My son raised her and all she does is curse. She's the most foul mouthed creature I've ever heard,'' he sighed. ''Maybe if we put my parrot with your parrot he would teach mine how to pray and stop cursing so much.''
The woman readily agreed to this and a few days later the gentleman brought his parrot by. The woman's parrot sat praying in the bottom of the cage as they placed the female inside with him. The parrot instantly stopped praying, hopped up, looked the female over and shouted, ''Hot damn!! This is what I've been praying for!!''

[Peepster]

Although after some consideration, having a democrat would be funny, depending on how you had them.... :)

[groovejedi]

my "fat cat" is about that big.... HAHA but I don't know how to post pics...

[Peepster]

The following words are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas Carols.
If you get 100% correct, you will be assured a full Christmas stocking! 
Have fun!!

1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis_______________
   
2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise___________________
   
3. Miniscule hamlet in the far east __________________
   
4. Ancient benevolent despot ______________________
   
5. Adorn the vestibule ___________________________
   
6. Exuberance directed to the planet ________________
   
7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizin _________________
   
8. Monarchial trio _______________________________
   
9. Yonder in the haystack _________________________
   
10. Assemble, everyone who believes _________________
    
11. Hallowed post meridian _________________________
    
12. Fantasies of a colorless December 25^th _____________
    
13. Tin tintinnabulums ____________________________
    
14. A dozen 24-hour yule periods ____________________
    
15. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour ______
    
16. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor ________________
    
17. I merely desire a pair of incisors __________________
    
18. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red__
    
19. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy ____
    
20. Aloft on the acme of the abode _____________________

    Results:

    15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!

    10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!

    5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?

    1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!

    (If you have to know the answers!!!!!!)
    

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

The bottles of booze, that is it. I can read what you all are saying about them. No clue what you all are talking about. That is why i have been elsewhere.

I did see some (not all)of EX52D's pics.