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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Freeping isn't free! ^
| 12/02/2005
| pffft
Posted on 12/02/2005 5:40:21 AM PST by BJClinton
Le w00t! It's Friday, it's huntin' season and the Boys are playing the Gints for the division this weekend. What could be better?
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: 2weekswithoutsilly; keywordsareus; mykeywordhear; ofst; tgif; yourkeywordhere
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To: Peepster
...I just can't find the words for this.
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posted on
12/02/2005 9:27:15 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: BJClinton; Constitution Day; Fierce Allegiance; Owl_Eagle; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; ...
Hey gang!
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posted on
12/02/2005 9:28:15 AM PST
by
TheBigB
("Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"--Brian Griffin)
To: fredhead
| The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic |
 Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski |
To: EX52D
Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra, Ra-ra-ra-ra
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posted on
12/02/2005 9:28:44 AM PST
by
Peepster
(If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
To: r-q-tek86
305
posted on
12/02/2005 9:29:09 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: EX52D
Yikes!
I'm a fan of that part of the female anatomy, but those are just sick
306
posted on
12/02/2005 9:31:29 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone)
To: EX52D
Holy Dancing Moonbats Batman...
307
posted on
12/02/2005 9:31:39 AM PST
by
Peepster
(If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
To: TheBigB
308
posted on
12/02/2005 9:31:59 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone)
To: Peepster
A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big
"Everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start
tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down.
How many customers bought something from you today?
The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.65".
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chriss Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife,and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'
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posted on
12/02/2005 9:32:21 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: r-q-tek86
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posted on
12/02/2005 9:33:19 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: TheBigB
Happy Friday, Go Forth And Be Silly, Young Man.
311
posted on
12/02/2005 9:34:00 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
312
posted on
12/02/2005 9:34:24 AM PST
by
sully777
(The Religion Of Peace apparently kills!)
To: r-q-tek86
Engineer Cat?
313
posted on
12/02/2005 9:34:38 AM PST
by
Peepster
(If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
314
posted on
12/02/2005 9:34:40 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: EX52D
LOL, now that is a classic!!!
315
posted on
12/02/2005 9:35:25 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Actually I got that in an email titled "Things that make you say (Damn)"...
316
posted on
12/02/2005 9:37:23 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: Peepster; Fierce Allegiance
Engineer Cat? I've got to show that one to Fierce.
317
posted on
12/02/2005 9:37:24 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Cool calculators on the hood
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posted on
12/02/2005 9:38:04 AM PST
by
Peepster
(If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
To: EX52D
Wow, talk about too much of a good thing.
319
posted on
12/02/2005 9:38:56 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: EX52D
I can't decide if this is cool or just unsafe and mean
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posted on
12/02/2005 9:39:09 AM PST
by
Peepster
(If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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