(vanity)Smirnoff Vodka®: THE CHOICE OF THE NEW YORK TIMES

smirnoff.com ^ | 11/23/05

[martin_fierro]

Marty's ad copy:

"It's the end of a hard day of inventing sources, plagiarizing, telling half-truths to grand juries, burying good news about the Iraq War on Page C14 and slipping editorial content into news stories.

"You're a pencil-thin, tragically hip Manhattan denizen, recent J-School graduate and NYT reporter.

"So what's your vodka of choice when you're ready to unwind, Tiger? How do you loosen sources' tongues when you're on a tight deadline? Why, Smirnoff Vodka®, of course!

[martin_fierro]

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[Political Junkie Too]

-PJ

[indcons]

Self ping

[Xenalyte]

I adore Beer Looter Dude. I'm seriesly considering leaving my husband for him. He motivates and inspires me. He will be our new god.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Marty's Mr. Rotten-Potato-Head's ad copy

You've made money off lying and while you can scarcely look yourself in the mirror, you've got the reporter's expense account to drink yourself to oblivion with any beverage you choose.

Unless you killed a girl and swam away, you will prefer a product commonly associated with the glory days of the old USSR: Vodka.

And nothing but the best of the best spoiled potatoes for your cultured palate, Mr. Blair and Ms. Cooke. You may be a moral dud but you're no spud fud, Bud. So, it's Smirnoff for you. If some reporter named Judith Miller should actually publish some FACTS that come up and bite your Iron Curtain Agenda Butt, tell her to Popov, Sister.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Svedtka is a great vodka for half the price. It ranks just behind Grey Goose in quality.

[martin_fierro]

The NYT would've proclaimed rEdEyE Vodka the best if it was provided for free.

[Victoria Delsoul]

If some reporter named Judith Miller should actually publish some FACTS that come up and bite your Iron Curtain Agenda Butt, tell her to Popov, Sister.

LOL!

[Xenophobic Alien]

Smirnoff Vodka is the Bud light of vodka's. You want great vodka, get Grey goose. Leave smirnoff for the well drinks.

[Jeff Chandler]

THe "team" of experts was: Maureen Dowd, Maureen Dowd, Maureen Dowd, Maureen Dowd, and Maureen Dowd.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Barkeep! Another SMIRNOFF^®! On second thought,
make it a double! I've got a MAN to forget!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Smirnoff^® was declared the "hands-down favorite".

"WHAT A COUNTRY!!!"

[martin_fierro]

Smirnoff® Vodka: The Overwhelming Choice Of New York's Finest Ink-Stained Wretches!

[mikrofon]

"In a blind taste test of more than 21 beverages, most men preferred to consume straight wood alcohol than share a drink with Ms. Dowd..."

[lOKKI]

I've never understood the concept of a 'superior' vodka.

By definition, vodka is colorless, odorless, and tasteless...

So the better the vodka you buy, the more you'e paying for (literally) nothing.

Seriously, unless you're drinking it straight, in Vodka Martini's, the mixer is going to hide all that additional $25 dollars worth of quality you just paid for. So why pay for it?

On the other hand, when you're talking about scotch, (which I drink straight up or with a few drops of water) quality DOES matter.

[A knight without armor]

Here! Here! I love Looter Guy's enthusiastic get-involved attitude, his ability to carry a lot in a dishpan, and his low maintenance hairstyle. He always makes me smile!

[Tijeras_Slim]

"Barman, keep them coming.... I just saw Mo Dowd on page 3 of The Sun."

[Lazamataz]

Beer Looter Dude inspires us all. The new Messiah has arrived. We shall start a following.

The Gospel According to Beer Looter Dude.

Pilsner 12:14 -- "And the L-rd made a flood to come upon the land, and all sinful things were washed away, and only the beer remained. And the Prophet Beer Looter Dude did walk among the shops, and He did collect the lagers and the lights, the pilsners and the bitters, and He did open them, and He declared it good. Selah."