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Marty's ad copy:

"It's the end of a hard day of inventing sources, plagiarizing, telling half-truths to grand juries, burying good news about the Iraq War on Page C14 and slipping editorial content into news stories.

"You're a pencil-thin, tragically hip Manhattan denizen, recent J-School graduate and NYT reporter.

"So what's your vodka of choice when you're ready to unwind, Tiger? How do you loosen sources' tongues when you're on a tight deadline? Why, Smirnoff Vodka®, of course!

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-PJ

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Marty's Mr. Rotten-Potato-Head's ad copy

You've made money off lying and while you can scarcely look yourself in the mirror, you've got the reporter's expense account to drink yourself to oblivion with any beverage you choose.

Unless you killed a girl and swam away, you will prefer a product commonly associated with the glory days of the old USSR: Vodka.

And nothing but the best of the best spoiled potatoes for your cultured palate, Mr. Blair and Ms. Cooke. You may be a moral dud but you're no spud fud, Bud. So, it's Smirnoff for you. If some reporter named Judith Miller should actually publish some FACTS that come up and bite your Iron Curtain Agenda Butt, tell her to Popov, Sister.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Svedtka is a great vodka for half the price. It ranks just behind Grey Goose in quality.

[Xenophobic Alien]

Smirnoff Vodka is the Bud light of vodka's. You want great vodka, get Grey goose. Leave smirnoff for the well drinks.

[Jeff Chandler]

THe "team" of experts was: Maureen Dowd, Maureen Dowd, Maureen Dowd, Maureen Dowd, and Maureen Dowd.

[Charles Henrickson]

Smirnoff^® was declared the "hands-down favorite".

"WHAT A COUNTRY!!!"

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Smirnoff® Vodka: The Overwhelming Choice Of New York's Finest Ink-Stained Wretches!