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I got arrested yesterday!!! (How to stalk your local police and get arrested)
fatwallet.com ^ | Nov/23/2005 8:05 AM | ArnoldRimmer

Posted on 11/23/2005 6:26:28 PM PST by rawhide

[rant starts]

I noticed a car headlights following me too closely last night while driving in the FAR right lane of a regular street, not on the freeway. After a while, I start to get paranoid so I start to slow down from 35 MPH to about 25 MPH. That car still tailgated me. I could practically see the headlights right at my tail. So I stepped on the brake a few times (no, I didn't SLAM on it, just tapped it so the brake light came on and off a few times). The moron still tailgated me, so I slowed down even more to 20 MPH.....a few minutes later, about 5 minutes or so, it turned out it was a cop's car and he now decided to turn on his lights to pull me over......

He gave me a ticket for "unsafe driving and travelling too slowly on the highway". I didn't agree with this, but I know it's my words against his so I quietly took the ticket and went my way.

Here's the twist.......After the cop left the scene, I followed him. It turned out after feeling satisfied with his evening ticketing quota, he decided to stop at a restaurant for his dinner. I called the police dispatch and gave the dispatcher the cop's car ID number and asked if he was still on duty. The answer was a sound YES.....

I waited in the parking lot for a good half hour when the cop finished his meal and left the restaurant. He drove away a block or so and decided to pull over and parked in an empty parking lot. I observed him for another good half hour. He stayed in his car and not moved for a good 45 minutes.......

I approached his car and stood in front of it waving my hands, making it look like I was in need of help. Nothing happened. I approached his car and knocked once on the driver side window. 4 seconds later, the window rolled down and the cop just got up from his NAP!!! Why I knew this? Because his seat was slanted backward and his shirt was unbuttoned down to about his belly, revealing his vest inside.

He asked me "What do you want?". I responded "Pardon me officer, but is it my eyes or you're sleeping?". He said "None of your biz. Anything else?". I said "No, but are you on duty sir?". He said "You need to take off or I'll arrest you!".....

Just then, I stepped away from his car and he got outta his car and YELLED at me "Turn around slowly and put your hands on the hood. You're under arrested!"

What should I do now?

[rant ends]


TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: arrest; cop; police; tailgating; ticket
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To: rawhide
a car headlights following me too closely last night while driving in the FAR right lane of a regular street, not on the freeway. After a while, I start to get paranoid so I start to slow d

These are called "bumper bullies".

21 posted on 11/24/2005 4:22:00 PM PST by aimhigh
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What should I do now?

Resist arrest. The cop nails you with his billy club. You sue for millions. Retire.

22 posted on 11/24/2005 8:08:29 PM PST by lowbridge (All that is needed for evil to triumph is for "RINOS" to do something)
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best way to get out of a ticket after issuance is just to show up in court! cops rarely take time out of their day for this, and if he doesn't show it gets dismissed.


23 posted on 06/02/2006 11:40:50 AM PDT by Awestruck (All the usual suspects)
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24 posted on 08/09/2006 8:38:13 AM PDT by ziggy_dlo (Anybody but an Islamo-fascist or illegal lover for president.That includes Hatelery, libs of course.)
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got arrested for POP
pi**in off a policeofficer


25 posted on 08/09/2006 8:43:18 AM PDT by zboa
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no I was pinging for later since I am at work


26 posted on 08/09/2006 9:27:51 AM PDT by ziggy_dlo (Anybody but an Islamo-fascist or illegal lover for president.That includes Hatelery, libs of course.)
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