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I got arrested yesterday!!! (How to stalk your local police and get arrested)
fatwallet.com ^ | Nov/23/2005 8:05 AM | ArnoldRimmer

Posted on 11/23/2005 6:26:28 PM PST by rawhide

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I noticed a car headlights following me too closely last night while driving in the FAR right lane of a regular street, not on the freeway. After a while, I start to get paranoid so I start to slow down from 35 MPH to about 25 MPH. That car still tailgated me. I could practically see the headlights right at my tail. So I stepped on the brake a few times (no, I didn't SLAM on it, just tapped it so the brake light came on and off a few times). The moron still tailgated me, so I slowed down even more to 20 MPH.....a few minutes later, about 5 minutes or so, it turned out it was a cop's car and he now decided to turn on his lights to pull me over......

He gave me a ticket for "unsafe driving and travelling too slowly on the highway". I didn't agree with this, but I know it's my words against his so I quietly took the ticket and went my way.

Here's the twist.......After the cop left the scene, I followed him. It turned out after feeling satisfied with his evening ticketing quota, he decided to stop at a restaurant for his dinner. I called the police dispatch and gave the dispatcher the cop's car ID number and asked if he was still on duty. The answer was a sound YES.....

I waited in the parking lot for a good half hour when the cop finished his meal and left the restaurant. He drove away a block or so and decided to pull over and parked in an empty parking lot. I observed him for another good half hour. He stayed in his car and not moved for a good 45 minutes.......

I approached his car and stood in front of it waving my hands, making it look like I was in need of help. Nothing happened. I approached his car and knocked once on the driver side window. 4 seconds later, the window rolled down and the cop just got up from his NAP!!! Why I knew this? Because his seat was slanted backward and his shirt was unbuttoned down to about his belly, revealing his vest inside.

He asked me "What do you want?". I responded "Pardon me officer, but is it my eyes or you're sleeping?". He said "None of your biz. Anything else?". I said "No, but are you on duty sir?". He said "You need to take off or I'll arrest you!".....

Just then, I stepped away from his car and he got outta his car and YELLED at me "Turn around slowly and put your hands on the hood. You're under arrested!"

What should I do now?

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TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: arrest; cop; police; tailgating; ticket
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Boy, the guy here did a really dumb thing. He was fortunate he did not get shot! I can't hardly believe he did something like this.
1 posted on 11/23/2005 6:26:31 PM PST by rawhide
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To: rawhide

what a a whole both of them


2 posted on 11/23/2005 6:30:24 PM PST by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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To: rawhide
What should I do now?

Get a lawyer. And demand a jury trial.

3 posted on 11/23/2005 6:31:45 PM PST by Valpal1 (Crush jihadists, drive collaborators before you, hear the lamentations of their media. Allahu FUBAR!)
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>What should I do now?

Consider an insanity defense.


4 posted on 11/23/2005 6:33:40 PM PST by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry......)
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To: rawhide

Sounds like the cop and the idjit both have WAYYYYYYYYY too much time on their hands.


5 posted on 11/23/2005 6:34:42 PM PST by JennysCool (Non-Y2K-Compliant)
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Arnold Rimmer

Need we say more?

6 posted on 11/23/2005 6:36:36 PM PST by digger48
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To: rawhide

Write to the local newspaper and the city council. The best defense is a good offense.


7 posted on 11/23/2005 6:36:36 PM PST by gorush (Exterminate the Moops!)
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Just then, I stepped away from his car and he got outta his car and YELLED at me "Turn around slowly and put your hands on the hood. You're under arrested!"

What should I do now?

I suggest you turn around slowly and put your hands on the hood. This cop doesn't sound unreasonable to me at all. I mean, he let you consult us before he slapped the cuffs on you?

8 posted on 11/23/2005 6:39:25 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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I would ahve got a picture of the bastard sleeping in his car with my cell phone, and upload to my site before I got arrested...


9 posted on 11/23/2005 6:42:57 PM PST by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)
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Sounds like the cop and the idjit both have WAYYYYYYYYY too much time on their hands.

Agreed, and remember, this is the version written by the idjit himself.

10 posted on 11/23/2005 6:44:03 PM PST by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
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To: digger48
Arnold Rimmer Need we say more?

"Arnold Rimmer" is the name of one of the main characters of a BBC comedy from the 80's called "Red Dwarf"

11 posted on 11/23/2005 6:45:23 PM PST by Gay State Conservative
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What should you do now? Buy a water pistol that looks like a handgun and take it into the court room. When you think everyone is not looking, pull it out and shout "you're not gonna put me in jail." You can count on the fun continuing.


12 posted on 11/23/2005 6:46:31 PM PST by bigsigh
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To: rawhide

What were the charges?


13 posted on 11/23/2005 6:51:42 PM PST by Xenophobic Alien (Kerry lost. Please take that stupid bumper sticker off your car!)
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To: rawhide

I think this is BOGUS as He77... What charge would he be arrested for? Additionally, most people have a cell phone, hence if someone was following me like that I would have made the call (911). Additionally, this goober should have been tazed for general stupidity.


14 posted on 11/23/2005 6:56:55 PM PST by Conservative4Life (Blaming GUNS for crimes is like Blaming SPOONS for Rosie's morbid obesity....)
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What should I do now?

Depends on how much weed you smoked before the incident.

15 posted on 11/23/2005 6:58:40 PM PST by A.Hun (Flagellum Dei)
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What you do now is go to court without a lawyer and expect the judge to listen to you and bring the cop up on charges while you get an apology. :^)


16 posted on 11/23/2005 7:46:12 PM PST by claudiustg (Go Bush! Go Sharon!)
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File a civil action against the officer for harrassment. A reasonable person would have done the same thing as you described when being tailgated. The alternative was to speed. I don't see the crime committed by surveiling the officer as long as you didn't interfere with his duties... and unless sleeping is considered part of his duties, it doesn't sound like you interfered. I personally would not have followed him, but certainly would have challenged the tailgating bit in court.


17 posted on 11/23/2005 7:58:05 PM PST by Safrguns
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You submit an Internal Affairs complaint. The behavior that you observed while he was tailgating you was reckless driving and creating a road hazard.

I once was issued a ticket for driving straight through a left turn lane. I was experiencing transmission problems and saw a black and white across the intersection. I didn't turn left because I would have blocked a major street. When I pulled up to the police car he issued me a ticket for not turning left. When he issued the ticket I asked to see his supervisor. He gave me a smart alect answer when he named the Chief of Police, (this was in Dallas).

When I arrived at work I spoke with the company security officer who was a retired Dallas police officer. He advised me to plead not guilty. I appeared in court and after my plea I asked the Asst DA how to subpoena a witness. He went through the procedure and then asked who did I intend to subpoena. when I told him I intended to subpoena the Police chief, he gulped rolled his eyes and quickly ran up to the bench. 60 seconds later the charges were dropped and the Asst DA had some heated words with the traffic cop who had issued the ticket.

Be prepared to sue. Stranger things have happened and sometimes you just have to push back!!

18 posted on 11/23/2005 7:58:13 PM PST by Young Werther
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To: Conservative4Life

But was he naked?


19 posted on 11/23/2005 8:16:40 PM PST by Vor Lady (Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?)
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