Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US."
At least he's constant, not into one-night 'stands'
1 posted on
11/21/2005 9:47:30 AM PST by
wildbill
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To: wildbill
"Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down."
Sportin a woody.
2 posted on
11/21/2005 9:49:04 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: wildbill
His name is Plentyhorse and he does it with a mannequin. Is this a humorous posting?
3 posted on
11/21/2005 9:49:21 AM PST by
Clintonfatigued
(Sam Alito Deserves To Be Confirmed)
To: wildbill
"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That's the only way I know how to put it." LOL! I guess that says it all, although it implies that the mannequin had a choice in the matter.
To: wildbill
"Michael Plentyhorse"
the mannequin says.." he was built like one".
To: wildbill
That boy ain't right.6 posted on
11/21/2005 9:49:35 AM PST by
SquirrelKing
(I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
To: wildbill; JoeSixPack1; Tijeras_Slim
Inanimate chicks dig Sportsters.
To: wildbill
Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender If the name fits...
8 posted on
11/21/2005 9:49:51 AM PST by
MarineBrat
(Islam/Borg - The only difference is the stolen technology level.)
To: wildbill
9 posted on
11/21/2005 9:50:20 AM PST by
NRA1995
(When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
To: wildbill
Well the guy's hardly unique in having sex with a dummy
10 posted on
11/21/2005 9:50:20 AM PST by
bigbob
(2)
To: wildbill
Can you get splinters from plastic?
11 posted on
11/21/2005 9:50:30 AM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: wildbill
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender. Oh, now come on.
12 posted on
11/21/2005 9:50:50 AM PST by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: wildbill
may be registered as a sex offenderAll mannequins will feel safer.
And how do you have sex with a thing that has no "place"? The image of a humping dog comes to mind.
13 posted on
11/21/2005 9:51:14 AM PST by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: wildbill
Wow. That guy's lived a sheltered life. I could come up with 50 colorful ways of putting it without even thinking.
"That's the only way I know how to put it."
14 posted on
11/21/2005 9:51:25 AM PST by
DManA
To: wildbill
In Massachusetts, they could be legally married.
16 posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:06 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: wildbill
How can he be a sex offender? Who was offended...the dummy?
17 posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:07 AM PST by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
To: wildbill
Mannequins or Womenequins have rights too!!!
To: windcliff
To: wildbill
Reports from the CDC are that you can get an STD from having unprotected sex with a mannequin. Symptoms include people looking at you several times, then saying "Boy, I swear, I thought that syphilis was real."
21 posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:14 AM PST by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
To: wildbill
But if he uttered the necessary formula?
(B4) + (I4Q) = RU/18
Could be consensual!
To: wildbill
Ug... Plentyhorse be plentyhorney.
24 posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:28 AM PST by
johnny7
(“Wish me Happy Birthday!”)
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