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Teen's Mannequin Love-in
Skynews (Britain) ^
| 11/21/2005
| staff
Posted on 11/21/2005 9:47:30 AM PST by wildbill
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.
"That's the only way I know how to put it."
Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.
"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."
TOPICS: Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: love; mannequin; plentyhorse; sexfordummies; teen
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Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US."
At least he's constant, not into one-night 'stands'
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:47:30 AM PST
by
wildbill
To: wildbill
"Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down."
Sportin a woody.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:49:04 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: wildbill
His name is Plentyhorse and he does it with a mannequin. Is this a humorous posting?
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:49:21 AM PST
by
Clintonfatigued
(Sam Alito Deserves To Be Confirmed)
To: wildbill
"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin. That's the only way I know how to put it." LOL! I guess that says it all, although it implies that the mannequin had a choice in the matter.
To: wildbill
"Michael Plentyhorse"
the mannequin says.." he was built like one".
To: wildbill
That boy ain't right.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:49:35 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
To: wildbill; JoeSixPack1; Tijeras_Slim
Inanimate chicks dig Sportsters.
To: wildbill
Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender If the name fits...
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:49:51 AM PST
by
MarineBrat
(Islam/Borg - The only difference is the stolen technology level.)
To: wildbill
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:50:20 AM PST
by
NRA1995
(When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
To: wildbill
Well the guy's hardly unique in having sex with a dummy
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:50:20 AM PST
by
bigbob
(2)
To: wildbill
Can you get splinters from plastic?
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:50:30 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: wildbill
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender. Oh, now come on.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:50:50 AM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: wildbill
may be registered as a sex offenderAll mannequins will feel safer.
And how do you have sex with a thing that has no "place"? The image of a humping dog comes to mind.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:51:14 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: wildbill
Wow. That guy's lived a sheltered life. I could come up with 50 colorful ways of putting it without even thinking.
"That's the only way I know how to put it."
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:51:25 AM PST
by
DManA
To: cripplecreek
Sounds like hormones running amok.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:05 AM PST
by
bikerman
To: wildbill
In Massachusetts, they could be legally married.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:06 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: wildbill
How can he be a sex offender? Who was offended...the dummy?
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:07 AM PST
by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
To: wildbill
Mannequins or Womenequins have rights too!!!
To: windcliff
To: BerthaDee
Hee, see post 13. Good to see you on here!
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:14 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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