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Teen's Mannequin Love-in
Skynews (Britain) ^
| 11/21/2005
| staff
Posted on 11/21/2005 9:47:30 AM PST by wildbill
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.
"That's the only way I know how to put it."
Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.
"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."
TOPICS: Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: love; mannequin; plentyhorse; sexfordummies; teen
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To: wildbill
Come on, Michael, there are plenty of real dummies who'll have sex with you!
To: BerthaDee
Plumbing problemsReally??!!! Me, too! Roto coming this afternoon.
42
posted on
11/21/2005 9:56:21 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: wildbill
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:56:34 AM PST
by
Solson
(magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.)
To: wildbill
Two dummys.
Probably has a DU login.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:56:34 AM PST
by
polymuser
(I wish the Republicans had a majority in Congress.)
To: DManA
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:56:57 AM PST
by
DManA
To: mikrofon
46
posted on
11/21/2005 9:57:14 AM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: 75thOVI
Ooooo, I can't even think of a name for a man who has sex with an under aged mannequin
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:57:18 AM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: BerthaDee; pissant
pissy, look! Bertha is here!!!
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:57:23 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: wildbill
******Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.
"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."*******
If this stupid prosecutor really knew what half his neighbors are doing he would crap his pants.
This kid isnt too bright doing his thing out in public where he can get caught, Its a fact rubber dolls with holes at the mouth and sexual cavities are sold every day, A judge was caught in court with an accu-jac. Some men have sex with animals, their mother, or with other men. Same goes for women. Rubber dildoes and strap-ons have a big market.
This kid could probably use a good head shrinker for a while, but before you call him nuts for making out with a mannaquin remember He isnt alone, and he really wasnt hurting anyone , but he should learn to clean up after himself no one wants the job of wiping down a "used" mannequin.
To: wildbill
Couldn't he find one of those inflatable dolls anywhere?
To: teenyelliott
I'm fixing mine myself.
WTF is wrong with yours?
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:57:58 AM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: DManA
LOL that's some funny suff. The best part of the whole movie.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:58:22 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: wildbill
To: mikrofon
Getting out on bail for this is going to cost him an arm and a leg... GROAN
. . . and quitely lauging to myself.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:59:52 AM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: stylecouncilor
I keep thinking that I have a heard it all but now I don't think I have even scratched the surface.
To: martin_fierro
Shouldn't that be "Sex WITH Dummies"?
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posted on
11/21/2005 10:00:39 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Solson
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posted on
11/21/2005 10:00:47 AM PST
by
Solson
(magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.)
To: cripplecreek
WTF???
Are those proposed Indian names for Mr. Horse-a-plenty?
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posted on
11/21/2005 10:01:44 AM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: wildbill
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
The guy is fruit-loops for sure, but registered sex offender? C'mon. How many frat brothers are going to end up on the list with a precedent like that established? This is ridiculous.
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posted on
11/21/2005 10:01:53 AM PST
by
so_real
("The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: wildbill
She probably just lays there....
60
posted on
11/21/2005 10:02:20 AM PST
by
Ellesu
(www.thedeadpelican.com)
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