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Teen's Mannequin Love-in
Skynews (Britain) ^
| 11/21/2005
| staff
Posted on 11/21/2005 9:47:30 AM PST by wildbill
A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.
Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.
Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.
"That's the only way I know how to put it."
Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.
If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.
"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."
TOPICS: Hobbies; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: love; mannequin; plentyhorse; sexfordummies; teen
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To: wildbill
Reports from the CDC are that you can get an STD from having unprotected sex with a mannequin. Symptoms include people looking at you several times, then saying "Boy, I swear, I thought that syphilis was real."
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:14 AM PST
by
domenad
(In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
To: wildbill
But if he uttered the necessary formula?
(B4) + (I4Q) = RU/18
Could be consensual!
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:17 AM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: wildbill
Ug... Plentyhorse be plentyhorney.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:28 AM PST
by
johnny7
(“Wish me Happy Birthday!”)
To: Kristopher
I wonder if he calls the little lady "Whinny"
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:29 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Recovering Hermit
"LOL! I guess that says it all, although it implies that the mannequin had a choice in the matter."
Mannequins are very promiscuous. Ever hear of one getting married or being in a long-term relationship?
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:31 AM PST
by
LIConFem
(A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
To: bigbob
Well the guy's hardly unique in having sex with a dummyJames Brolin can attest to that (Barbra Streisand's hubby)
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:33 AM PST
by
NRA1995
(When liberals speak I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
To: wildbill
To: wildbill
"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.
-----Understatement of the year
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:52:58 AM PST
by
WasDougsLamb
(I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.)
To: BerthaDee
If that manniquin was manufactured after 11/87, he's in real trouble!
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:53:17 AM PST
by
75thOVI
(Navy son, Navy vet, Navy husband........Marine dad. What's up with that?)
To: wildbill
Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US. I hate to bring this up, but if they noticed this, uh...wouldn't they notice something else on or around the mannequin as well?
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:53:21 AM PST
by
Jalapeno
To: wildbill
P.S. - I can't really pass judgement without a photo.
To: BerthaDee
No humpum deer, Butthole to high, run too fast.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:54:02 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: teenyelliott
how do you have sex with a thing that has no "place"? My first thought as well.
It's good to be here, though I shouldn't, too much work to do.
And I have to leave early.
Plumbing problems.
In my house.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:54:07 AM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: wildbill
"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin"
LOL! You don't hear that line every day!
I'd like to hear the mannequin's side of the story
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:54:14 AM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: wildbill
Bubba got turned on by a mummy.
That makes this guy look normal.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:54:54 AM PST
by
freedomson
(Tagline comment removed by moderator)
To: teenyelliott
I hope he doesn't come here, my mannequins are not even clothed.
They're nudists.
Felicia, however, does sport some well-placed electrical tape.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:55:23 AM PST
by
Finger Monkey
(H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
To: wildbill; null and void; cyborg; EsmeraldaA; Darksheare
"There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin." .
.
I'm speechless.
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:55:29 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: martin_fierro
Taking your mannequin for a ride requires a disquise and a few bungee cords! :-)
To: wildbill
Getting out on bail for this is going to cost him an arm and a leg...
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posted on
11/21/2005 9:56:01 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(Please define *appropriate* activity with a mannequin?)
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