[pissant]

Works for me!

[EX52D]

Those shoes aren't for walking in...as you know.

[Clemenza]

Known to Clemenza as FMPs. I see a woman wearing those and take it as an invitation.

[MNJohnnie]

Yep Freedom really is a bad thing if you are a Minnesota Daily Commie.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

It sounds like reverting to the old Chinese binding of the feet.

[Not A Snowbird]

Not me! I have some nice, comfortable, non-fashionable flats on right now. I don't care how short they make me look.

[Dashing Dasher]

He's BACK!!!!

WOOHOOO!!!


SMOOOCH!

[So Cal Rocket]

This thread has your name on it.

[P.O.E.]

[ovrtaxt]

This thread needs more pics.

[ovrtaxt]

how bout these bad boys?

[Maximus of Texas]

Somebody, I says somebody best be posting a pic of Catherine Zeta Jones in some heels, yesirreeee bob.

[cyborg]

I am sorry. This may come as a shock but I, cyborg, love heels. Not the ankle breaker stilletos but a nice heel make a woman feel sexy imho.

[Xenalyte]

A pretty close approximation of my current footwear!

[bert]

Women don't wear elevated shoes for fashion. Fashion is merely the excuse.

Many women have a feeling of basic inferiority because they don't measure up. The fact is when compared to men the average woman is short.

They rationalize that fashionable heels obliterate the inferiority.

[motormouth]

My Contribution ;o) MM

[sauropod]

Gimme a woman in black spiky hi-heels anyday.

[sauropod]

Gimme a woman in black spiky hi-heels anyday.

[Redcloak]

From Steve Martin...

Cruel Shoes

Anna knew she had to have some new shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's every pair of shoes in the place."

"Oh, you must have one more pair..."

"No, not one more pair... Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want..."

Anna interrupted, "Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"

Carlo looked incredulous. "No Anna, you don't understand, you see the cruel shoes are..."

"Get them!"

Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoe box. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had aright angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.

Carlo spoke hesitantly, "... Now you see why... they're not fit for humans..."

"Put them on me."

"But..."

"Put them on me!"

Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.

The screams were incredible.

Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.

"I like them."

She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.

Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's every shoe in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."

[martin_fierro]

I was finally able to convince Joe not to go riding in these.

(I kid, I kid!)

[Arrowhead1952]

BARF
ALERT

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