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Smut-blurring software ruins quality net porn
The Register UK ^ | Monday 14th November 2005 15:57 GMT | Lester Haines

Posted on 11/14/2005 1:34:48 PM PST by RicocheT

Irish smut-busting outfit PixAlert has develeoped technology which it claims "completely prevents pornographic images being displayed and viewed on computer screens" by somehow blocking "illegal or inappropriate images as they are rendered".

This impressive feat is achieved through "high-speed image analysis software" which can apparently detect "images actually being displayed on any screen and originating from any computer source".

Hmmmmm. We're not quite sure how PixAlert distinguishes between Edouard Manet's Olympia, for example, and a XXXX snap of a recumbent cheerleader pleasuring herself with a pom-pom, but here's how the company describes it:

PixAlert Monitor resides on the desktop and when a suspect image is blurred and subsequently viewed, a record is created in an audit log and an immediate alert can be sent to the administrator console. The administrator can view an encrypted copy of the image, along with the source machine and user name, date-time and the program used to view it.

(Excerpt) Read more at theregister.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Hobbies; Humor
KEYWORDS: computers; digitalrights; pornography; smut
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1 posted on 11/14/2005 1:34:49 PM PST by RicocheT
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To: RicocheT

In order to recover the missing information from the distorted image, you need a low pass optical filter. Conveniently, you are born with an optical low pass filter. Just squint at the picture.


2 posted on 11/14/2005 1:37:25 PM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: RicocheT

Kill Joys.


3 posted on 11/14/2005 1:47:20 PM PST by The_Republican
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To: RicocheT
NNNNOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!

I didnt say that outloud did I?

4 posted on 11/14/2005 1:59:48 PM PST by GregoTX (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: RicocheT
Irish smut-busting outfit PixAlert has develeoped technology which it claims "completely prevents pornographic images being displayed and viewed on computer screens"

Doesn'r this defeat the purpose of the Internet?

5 posted on 11/14/2005 11:40:53 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Paging Nehemiah Scudder:the Crazy Years are peaking. America is ready for you.)
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