So Ms. Mapes is "unrepentant"?
Posted on 11/11/2005 5:33:07 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! The week is almost over and what a week it has been. So crack open a beer, or an e-beer if you're at work, and let it all hang out. Well, don't let it *all* hang out...you know what I mean.
So Ms. Mapes is "unrepentant"?
Very true. I'll have to listen to your favorites.
| How You Life Your Life |
 You say whatever is on your mind. Other people's reactions don't phase you. You're open to new people and friends, which makes you a pretty popular person. You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them. |
(At least I'm not a fruitcake this time!)
Wow. I hadn't read that one before -- talk about the neighbor from hell....
| You Are a Christmas Sweater! |
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This does not describe me AT ALL!
Broccoli -- I'm scary.
| How You Life Your Life |
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You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations. You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly. You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable. |
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I'm in the 2%.
Yeah, he doesn't live in Round Rock anymore, he's up the street from me here in Westlake. Serious security around his house.
Good job!
I said Celery
Welcome to FR!
OMG, I said Celery too.
I'd stop by and see ya after my trip to Mikes if you'd like.
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