**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers ^ | 11/11/2005 | pffft

[BJClinton]

Wheee! The week is almost over and what a week it has been. So crack open a beer, or an e-beer if you're at work, and let it all hang out. Well, don't let it *all* hang out...you know what I mean.

So Ms. Mapes is "unrepentant"?

[Armedanddangerous]

Ben

I see you've met my friends Bambi and Thumper.

[demkicker]

You have mail...

[Xenophobic Alien]

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

[TheresaKett]

Ugh....if it makes you feel any better, I got the same reply, but I refuse to believe we both could be loosers...LOL

You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!

Full of hope and promise. But in the end, a cheap letdown.

What Crappy Gift Are You?

[StrangerInParadise]

Is there one of those for Hillary? I would love to be able to help her fall, and to grab her by the t!ts and swing her around!!!

[Dashing Dasher]

That was fun!

[appalachian_dweller]

>> I wonder how many times tech support wanted to tell people that? <<

At least once an hour. I'm a sysadmin (at least for now), and that thought runs through my brain a couple times a week.

[BJClinton]

I would give you the typical snarky: "Are You Logged In" but...

[Millee]

Hey!! I resemble resent that comment!

[appalachian_dweller]

>> 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. <<
>> 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. <<

Ummm. That would be me. Life is unfair. Oh well...better over the hill than under it.

[Chanticleer]

Really? Cool! I'm having trouble making the doll. I've turned off pop-up blocker, but I still can't do it. Am I logged in?

Btw, when it says cut and paste -- what kind of glue is safe for an lcd screen?

[BJClinton]

I posted that last week as a blonde math test.

I know. The UT-TAMU game is coming up soon so I had to get a few shots off on our resident Aggies.

[TheresaKett]

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

Work this out as you read ...

1. First of all, pick! ! ! the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 .... If you haven't, add 1754.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

[BJClinton]

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

I had that exact conversation with the CEO recently.

[appalachian_dweller]

>> what kind of glue is safe for an lcd screen <<

Actually, there are several different epoxies that work best....

[Xenophobic Alien]

SSP

[appalachian_dweller]

>> I had that exact conversation with the CEO recently. <<

Scary. This is the guy steering the company...right off the cliff.

My condolences to you.

[BJClinton]

Hey, how's that Mapes book selling?

Much better now that amazon moved it to the fiction section.

[LongElegantLegs]

SSP?

[BJClinton]

Isn't a green puppy one of the signs of the end of times?

Either that or the bitch was sleeping with the iguana.