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Man accused of stuffing chicken -- into pants
The Post Star ^ | 11/10/05 | Unattributed

Posted on 11/10/2005 11:20:44 AM PST by andyandval

SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 37-year-old Saratoga Springs man is accused of putting a roasted chicken in his pants as a means to steal it on Tuesday evening at the Price Chopper on Railroad Place in the city.

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The Sandy Berger school of shoplifting hits Glens Falls, NY!
1 posted on 11/10/2005 11:20:46 AM PST by andyandval
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To: andyandval
John Morahan, of 6-B Make Your Own Way, was charged with petit larceny,
2 posted on 11/10/2005 11:23:53 AM PST by andyandval
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Must.... refrain...... from......... saying........ choke!


3 posted on 11/10/2005 11:25:32 AM PST by MarineBrat (When it rains, New Orleans makes its own gravy.)
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To: andyandval
Finger lickin' good!

(Sorry, I couldn't help it.........)

4 posted on 11/10/2005 11:27:43 AM PST by Dems_R_Losers (The Kerry/Lehane/Wilson/Grunwald/Cooper plot to destroy Karl Rove has failed!)
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To: andyandval

It wasn't a gun and he wasn't glad to see someone?


5 posted on 11/10/2005 11:27:45 AM PST by garyhope
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What is it with people stuffing birds into their undergarments?! Is this some kind of sexual thing I am blissfully unaware of?!!?


6 posted on 11/10/2005 11:30:25 AM PST by Tamar1973 (Palestine is the cancer; Israel is the cure!)
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8 posted on 11/10/2005 11:30:34 AM PST by EX52D
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To: garyhope
Ewwww...greasy!
9 posted on 11/10/2005 11:30:49 AM PST by asp1
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To: EX52D

That's just WRONG!


10 posted on 11/10/2005 11:31:27 AM PST by headsonpikes (The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
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Does this guy know this woman?:

"Jill Knispel, 35, is facing felony charges after hiding a rare Greenwing parrot in her bra and stealing it from her employer, Baby Exotic Birds, police said."


11 posted on 11/10/2005 11:31:56 AM PST by garyhope
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To: headsonpikes

Kinda creepy, isn't it?


12 posted on 11/10/2005 11:32:00 AM PST by EX52D
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
YEOUCH if it was right off the rotisserie! Hot chicken grease doesn't belong in that area!
13 posted on 11/10/2005 11:32:19 AM PST by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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14 posted on 11/10/2005 11:32:32 AM PST by BJClinton (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~ Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: Tamar1973

He should meet the woman with the parrot in her bra.


15 posted on 11/10/2005 11:32:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Is that a chicken in your pants or. . . ?)
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What the hell is it with people? Parrots in bras, chickens in pants! Who are these people?


16 posted on 11/10/2005 11:33:14 AM PST by EX52D
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To: Millee

Hot stuff baby!!!


17 posted on 11/10/2005 11:33:37 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: andyandval

Must be one of the new electees of the DeMoonBat party that has taken over Saratoga Springs


18 posted on 11/10/2005 11:33:37 AM PST by xcamel (No more RINOS - Not Now, Not Ever Again.)
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The ghost of COlonel Saunders srikes again!

Did you hear about the KFC Hillary special? It's two left wings, fat thighs, and comes in a greasy box. Choice of cole slaw or mashed 'taters.

19 posted on 11/10/2005 11:33:43 AM PST by pikachu (You're unique and special -- just like everyone else.)
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That should be pulled soon.


20 posted on 11/10/2005 11:34:09 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
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