ROFLMAO!
"Research was conducted by telephone. 75 rural men were asked about their last condom use experience and the last time they had sex with a woman." Am I the only one who sees a bunch of guys with a beer in one hand and a big 'ol grin on their face when they got asked those questions on the phone?
1 posted on
11/10/2005 8:39:26 AM PST by
Abathar
To: Abathar
ROFLOL.
I usually don't comment on these threads. But I am laughing so hard I can barely breathe.
Why exactly did they have to specify "sex with...a woman?"
Oh man, this is just funny on so many levels. And yes, your mental picture is exactly what sprung to mind.
Bwahahah. Gasp. Holding sides. Bwahahaha.
To: Abathar
Wonder how many of these Cheshire cats said they make them too small.
OR Wearing a Condom gives me the "blues".
3 posted on
11/10/2005 8:44:35 AM PST by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: Abathar
" Rural Hoosiers Struggle With Proper Condom Usage" I'm disappointed. I thought this was going to be a story about a unique group of people who have to install their condoms with a tire iron. You know, a malady known as the "big daddy" syndrome.
4 posted on
11/10/2005 8:45:58 AM PST by
davisfh
To: Abathar
I didn't know we had that problem here in Indiana. I wonder if it's just something with us Hoosiers?
5 posted on
11/10/2005 8:46:09 AM PST by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: PaulaB; EX52D; peacebaby; teenyelliott; Maximus of Texas; Dashing Dasher
LMAO Ping.
The last line is priceless - I can't imagine getting a phone call like this.
6 posted on
11/10/2005 8:49:31 AM PST by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Abathar
I'm thinking of that scene in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"... ;)
7 posted on
11/10/2005 8:50:09 AM PST by
Mr. Jeeves
("When government does too much, nobody else does much of anything." -- Mark Steyn)
To: Abathar
Thank God I am not a "rural Hoosier".....LOL
14 posted on
11/10/2005 8:58:01 AM PST by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Abathar
The study found high occurrences of men putting condoms on incorrectly and high instances of men who lost erections before or during sex. DURING SEX???? AdminMod, please remove the comment that is in my head.
To: Abathar
keywords: Howie Mandel, "What?! What?!?!"
To: All
I keep having a vision of Larry Bird saying, "How does this thing work?"
Don't they have cable in Indiana?
Geezz.... A 2nd grader in NYC could probably help them - unfortunately.
31 posted on
11/10/2005 9:37:43 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(I'm going to become rich as soon as I invent a device that allows you to smack people over the web!)
To: Dead Corpse; King Prout
condom use ping!
ROFL!!!!
50 posted on
11/10/2005 10:01:10 AM PST by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Abathar
I think they need to put a graphic step-by-step instruction page inside every condom, just like they do in every box of tampons.
Step one: Think of something that will give you an erection, and that does not mean your momma for all you non-society corrected men.
Man, I can't go any further or I'll get banned!!! LOL
58 posted on
11/10/2005 12:21:44 PM PST by
codyjacksmom
(Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.)
To: Abathar
Why couldn't I have met some of you nice "conservative" women when I was young and single? That would of been a
Hoot!
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