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Two Drunken Moose Invade Home for Elderly
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| 11/08/05
| Unattributed
Posted on 11/08/2005 1:08:07 PM PST by TonyInOhio
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - They rarely have problems with drunks or rowdy animals, but residents of an elderly home in southern Sweden had to deal with both when a pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.
The moose — a cow and her calf — had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the home in Sibbhult, southern Sweden, said Anna Karlsson, who works there.
Police managed to scare them off once, but the large mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.
Police did not pursue the culprits, but made sure all apples were picked up from the area, local police chief Bengt Hallberg said. No one was hurt.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: cheese; imissyouthag; moose; nasti; sister; sweden
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1. Yes, I searched
2. Yes, this clearly belongs in Breaking
3. A moose bit my sister once.
To: TonyInOhio
There were two moose, so was your sister twice bitten?
2
posted on
11/08/2005 1:09:08 PM PST
by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: TonyInOhio
CHEESE!!!
3
posted on
11/08/2005 1:09:44 PM PST
by
Tennessee_Bob
("Those who "abjure" violence can only do so because others are committing violence on their behalf.")
To: TonyInOhio
what is it with drunken moose and Sweden today?
Maybe if the moose converted to islam they would not be such drunken louts. Of course the circumcision would be a real pain.
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posted on
11/08/2005 1:10:07 PM PST
by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: theDentist
There were two moose, so was your sister twice bitten? Once bitten, twice shy. :)
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posted on
11/08/2005 1:10:16 PM PST
by
TonyInOhio
(Some people call me the Space Cowboy; Some call me Maurice.)
To: TonyInOhio
Mynd you, moose bites kan be pretti nasti.
6
posted on
11/08/2005 1:10:29 PM PST
by
VRWCmember
(hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative, and loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
To: Charles Henrickson; ScaniaBoy
Drunken Swedish moose ping
7
posted on
11/08/2005 1:10:50 PM PST
by
rmlew
(Sedition and Treason are both crimes, not free speech.)
To: TonyInOhio
Mooselimb Threat placemarker.
8
posted on
11/08/2005 1:10:54 PM PST
by
headsonpikes
(The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
To: TonyInOhio
They've gotta stop serving bear at the Moose Lodge meetings. I know a couple of guys who got soused at an Elks gathering and went scampering naked through a strip mall (kind of appropriate).
9
posted on
11/08/2005 1:11:07 PM PST
by
RedFred In A Blue State
(Keep your friends close & your enemies in the freezer behind boxes in the basement)
To: TonyInOhio
Only Captain Peter Peachfuzz can save these Swedes!
10
posted on
11/08/2005 1:11:23 PM PST
by
Sociopathocracy
(The Left and Islamo-fascism, the twin cancers of human history.)
To: TonyInOhio
I hate when that happens.
11
posted on
11/08/2005 1:11:26 PM PST
by
TexasRepublic
(BALLISTIC CATHARSIS: perforating uncooperative objects with chunks of lead)
To: TonyInOhio
12
posted on
11/08/2005 1:11:38 PM PST
by
steveo
(Stewpot - There is absolutely nothing like the frame of a dame...)
To: TonyInOhio
you can lead a moose to apple drunkland,
or maybe not.
Maybe, moose go to apple drunkland on own
13
posted on
11/08/2005 1:12:00 PM PST
by
From One - Many
(Able Danger - No Intelligence Failure - Media Lied Again)
To: theDentist
His sister was by meese twice bitten, once removed.
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posted on
11/08/2005 1:12:46 PM PST
by
azhenfud
(He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
To: TonyInOhio
This time the moose were drunk and aggressive,Yeah, you oughta see when Shriners party!!
15
posted on
11/08/2005 1:12:54 PM PST
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: TonyInOhio
... oh, Lord... here we go...
16
posted on
11/08/2005 1:12:57 PM PST
by
ericthecurdog
(Do you know what it means...)
To: theDentist
There were two moose
Why aren't they called something like mice?
To: TonyInOhio
Send for Ralph the Wonder Llama!!
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posted on
11/08/2005 1:14:08 PM PST
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: dighton
Hokey smokes!!
To: MississippiDeltaDawg
you'all can still smoke down there?
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posted on
11/08/2005 1:16:29 PM PST
by
From One - Many
(Able Danger - No Intelligence Failure - Media Lied Again)
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